Sort-of memes that are cracking you up at the moment

I've asked my mum about this and apparently my brother and I never hit anything as little kids, that came much later. Is it some sort of genetic predisposition, or picked up from the family, or a lack of good parental input? I'm pretty sure it's not necessarily an observed behaviour as the toddler I saw in the supermarket repeatedly calling his mum a 'stupid dickhead' yesterday obviously was...

I asked our cat about this.

She said If someone fronts up to me, I'll smack them down.

Cats > humans > children

You know that's what went down. Can't believe how many of you sick fucks took the side of the cat.

Wouldn't take the side of the kid.

Cats are more mature than some adults. Domestic cats don't attack people unless threatened. They just don't. Kids on the other hand will squeeze cats heads, throw them around for fun, all sorts of shit.

The most likely scenario is that the camera person chucked the cat at him.

"cats, hammers"

Haha. "They're all the same." joe jackson

Read that sideways and got totally confused

James... Give her a chance god damn it!!!!

Pictures of people posing with props

holy crap

Now this dude knows the score

although what's the prop?

He is his own prop

"Chad"

All glory to the mighty chad

Cats > humans > children

Too right!

combo breakers always makes me laugh!

For great victory!

You're joking right?

FFS - the sense of humor fail frequency in this thread is off the hook... especially given that it's supposed to be a funny one.

I was joking (although children are still higher up the evolutionary scale than cats).

I was joking (although children are still higher up the evolutionary scale than cats).

How does that scale even work?
Should sea sponges be antecedent to humans?