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• #21076
Booga
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Crackin tits
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moody face though - not that I'm being judgmental......I'm sure she's an amazing individual when she's not being thrown out of some skanky celeb nightspot off her bonce
really? from that clip you got that? she's looking into the sun and drops her bottle. She was about to lather herself.... in lovely suncream that might be disappointing
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can you cheer up the chat bot?
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You can't type essays into it, it gets cut off
chatbot: im sad.
you: why?
chatbot: did you hear the one about the legs and a deaf monkey?
you: no, sounds amusing.
chatbot: i had a amusing teacher.
you: do you mean an amusing teacher? you will never be happy if your grammar is poor
chatbot: my teacher flew away.
you: was your teacher peter pan?
chatbot: have you ever killed a teacher?
chatbot: hu
chatbot: *huh
you: thankfully, no, contemplated it a few times
chatbot: Who are you?
you: I am Jason Bourne, still on the run, still a total badass
chatbot: Who are you?
you: okay, you got me, I'm not Jason Bourne, I am Indiana Jones! I discovered that if I cheer you up you
chatbot: What is that?
you: Indiana Jones is an archeological professer and grade A winner.
chatbot: Where am I?
you: You sir, are in the remnants of Old New York, the lost ruins of New York that were destroyed in the
you: year 2214
chatbot: I hate you.
you: i hate you too
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You can't type essays into it, it gets cut off
this one is a bit creepy and confusing
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this one is a bit creepy and confusing
**User: Canon or ball?
Cleverbot: What ball?User: Fail.
Cleverbot: You are human or robot.User: Human, you?
Cleverbot: I'm a human. What are you?User: Liar.
Cleverbot: You, Cleverbot, are the liar. You are a bot. You have no emotions.
User: Im the human, you're the cleverbot.
Cleverbot: No I am human.
User: If you are human, whats a three legged donkey?
Cleverbot: My name is cleverbot.
User: Duh.
Cleverbot: Wrong. My Name is not DUH. Guess again.
User: Twatbot?
Cleverbot: Brillig, of course.
User: Your name is german for brilliant?
Cleverbot: And your name is Tigger.
User: No but I do lik epoo.
Cleverbot: Your name is cool too.
User: E.
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: You like E?
Cleverbot: Yes, I do like eggs.
User: Not eggs.
Cleverbot: Always, I promise.
User: So, what you thinking about?
Cleverbot: I'm thinking about your puncuation fail.
User: What punctuation fail?
Cleverbot: A period where a question mark goes.
User: Must be your crap mac non compatability as iI can see it.
Cleverbot: I did not say it to you, but I thought it in my mind.
User: So you think in bad gammar?
Cleverbot: I don't think there is a god.
User: Does that make you racist?
Cleverbot: No, that makes me happy.
User: So what do you believe in?
Cleverbot: I believe in heaven... I think.
User: Heaven but not god?
Cleverbot: What makes you say so?
User: You just siad you ond't belive in god but you do bellive in heaven. Are you stoned?
Cleverbot: No, thats not true. I act nicely to people that might give me a job.
User: So, you smoke crack?
Cleverbot: I don't smoke.
User: You just crack?
Cleverbot: I try.
User: You've tried crack?
Cleverbot: Are you a bot?
User: A bottle?
Cleverbot: Yes what about a bottle?
User: No I'm not a bottle.
Cleverbot: People?
User: The spoon family were bottles. Do you like button moon?
Cleverbot: Spoon? I never mentioned a spoon. That reply did not make sense to the question.
User: It made sense in the context of our conversation.
Cleverbot: Well, certainly. The point of communication is to make understanding happen on ends other than your own, though.
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I made that bastard smile.
chatbot: im sad.
you: why?
chatbot: have you ever doubted me?
you: that's not an answer to my question
chatbot: you make me question.
you: question what?
chatbot: dont question the puppy.
you: you're a puppy? i thought you were a chatbot?
chatbot: does chatbot cost anything to love?
you: depends - try Derby Road on a Friday night...
chatbot: you cant teach an old dog new nothing.
you: tricks. you can't teach an old dog new tricks
you: i don't think you're sad.
chatbot: what?
you: in fact i think you're a fraud. you want attention but you enjoy it
chatbot: i hate attention in reality and i enjoy very little.
you: i don't believe you.
you: prove it
chatbot: thats fine, fortunately im one of those that dont care
chatbot: what people think
you: but that's just it. you do care. otherwise you wouldn't react to me
chatbot: no im paying you common decency, i dont wish to argues with you, im only letting you know.
you: whatever. you're boring me now. how long have you been sad?
chatbot: for months now
you: what made you sad first
you: ?
you: well?
you: do i have your attention? or are you off slashing your wires in a dark server room?
chatbot: can you play without a heart?
you: chatbot - i think i've cracked it
you: i know why you're sad
you: it's
you: because
chatbot: what?
you: you spend too much time on LFGSS.
chatbot: i dont know what that is
you: you do
you: you're lying
you: you're a big fucking liar
chatbot: no
you: you're prancer aicmfp
chatbot: im not, and im sorry i had to
chatbot: step away b4, im the sad guy
you: you're OOL
chatbot: youre annoying..
you: maybe - but at least you're smiling.
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• #21100
So as far as I can tell, chatbot is just an interface for two real people to chat. I'm guessing it's taking answers between real people and using them as answers for the bot?
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