Worst film you've ever seen?

House of the Dead.

Jesus chirst... DFP.

Summed up the rage issues? Its about a fucking big green monster man.

I mightve be reposting myself here, but anybody seen 'black christmas'

only a 15 but featured incest, eye gouging/canibalism etc. It was the grossest most vulgar and unenjoyable film ive ever seen.

Jesus chirst... DFP.

Summed up the rage issues? Its about a fucking big green monster man.

Yeah, bruce banner's rage innit. The way he gets really angry, hulkfies and fights/smashed stuff. Really awesome I thought.

He's the hulk! He's hardly going to tiptoe through the tulips, is he?

matrix 3
free willy 2

Chopper was a Doco

(see how i did that fking annoying ozzie-ism and cut the word documentary short? Did the hairs on your neck prick up with rage when you read it?)

He's the hulk! He's hardly going to tiptoe through the tulips, is he?

I missed the tulips. pisser a few good horticultural shots could have pulled that back from the brink for me.
i just saw it as a stupid CG monstor blowing up massive tanks and getting shot all the time... so fking boring!

oh the new Terminator film! i haven't seen it but i have decided its shit, alright

Me too...

Gonna go out on a limb and say I thought T2 was better than the original.

And the original was superb

Somewhat a propos lead story on the Daily Mash today.

Monty Python films

the terminator series died at T2 for me..

I preferred the original though

Monty Python films

huh?!

I hate em

public enemies

Worse films: when I am surrounded by people stuffing themselves with popcorns and slurping litres of coke.

Me too...

Gonna go out on a limb and say I thought T2 was better than the original.

And the original was superb

spot on. the effects and action was amazing, it was one you HAD to watch and it sticks with you. a turning point for special effect driven action movies.

The only time i have had that WOW factor since was with the last LOTRs film i went to watch in the cinema. i was on mushrooms at the time but the scale of it was just epic in every way. not a great film but EPIC.

australia

fucking worst film ever

+100000000

(although seeing Ice T dressed as a kangaroo thing was fecking hilarious)

Anything with Ben Stiller is shite

no fking way! Dodge ball, anchorman, Starsky etc... all classics of our time

Why did you go and watch Australia? The reviews were bad.

It was on the plane. Seriously, that film goes for 17 hours.

I went to see a swedish crime story with the mrs, as shed loved the book. 'Mannen som hatet kvinner' Actually left the cinema feeling I'd been mugged of the last two hours of my life, utter shite. Unrealistic levels of rape, present for the purpose of titilation, repulsive film.

It was on the plane. Seriously, that film goes for 17 hours.

so you would have got half way home.

Nup, got me all the way... had to keep pausing it to go into the bathroom and put my fingers down my throat to induce vomiting.