This season, I shall mostly be wearing...

They're wank

FILSON on the other hand do some ace hiking boots

where do you go hiking then pisti?

I don't even know what size my jeans are and you cunts know the weight of the denim?

LondonsFickleGucciSpecificationSlaves.com

It's hardly any more ridiculous than getting a stiffy over pulling an espresso... :-)

why dont you just say nernerner ner ner SP

You can't see but I've stuck my tongue out.

It's hardly any more ridiculous than getting a stiffy over pulling an espresso... :-)

Ha! Fuck me, coffee nerds are a weird bunch. See LOADS of the cunts in Present at the weekends. Spend hours(literally) in there all swapping cups, supping away, touching each others cocks...

not as bad as NJS fetishists
they put the anal into analytical <><><><><>><><><><><><><><><><<><><

I don't even know what size my jeans are

We used to have a teacher at school whose jeans were known as 'jumbo jeans'.

Just popped into my head, like. :)

Duck boots, it's all about duck boots.

the emperors new clothes

Duck boots and balloon jeans*... I fucking dare you, you moronic twunts...

• My old boss's outfit... Just add a ponytail, male pattern baldness and a Carhartt jacket... c.1997... OG shizzle...
  

What about a mullet, gabbici jumper, lois jeans ( creased down center)and Diadora borg elite pushing a mongoose down rye lane, peckham?

The Lois jeans should be bleached (camo style), seamed (stitched along the seam) then frayed at the cuff... Bike should be a Raleigh Arena 5 speed with cowhorns... Job done, welcome to 1980...

Street sounds "crucial electro" on my walkman.."electric kingdom"..

Barbour Cycling Jackets ahoy - http://www.oipolloi.com/Store/OiPolloi-DII-2714-51-barbour+to+ki+to+summer+bicycle+jacket+stone.html

^That's this season sorted.

Ha! Fuck me, coffee nerds are a weird bunch. See LOADS of the cunts in Present at the weekends. Spend hours(literally) in there all swapping cups, supping away, touching each others cocks...

I find fashion nerds an odd bunch. Actually I find them largely to be big vain nufties. But because I am keen to have a broad knowledge of a certain subject, I understand that others feel the same about their chosen field, and think it such a vital part of life that they sell their boots because they saw somwebody else in Shoreditch High St. wearing them, so I tend not to criticise.

To each their own. I'm off to touch a coffee nerd's cock

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I touch all kinds of cock, coffee cock, fashion cock, cycling cock, love it.

Any cock I can get my hands on, though preferably cocks with hobbies and interests.

I told you those boots made you look a twat.

don't think it was the boots

We used to have a teacher at school whose jeans were known as 'jumbo jeans'.

Just popped into my head, like. :)

I doubt your jeans will ever be known as 'Jumbo', Oli.

;-)

I doubt your jeans will ever be known as 'Jumbo', Oli.

;-)

starts eating

Penfield have got some tasty new SS11 jackets

http://www.penfieldusa.com/us/jackets-ss11.html

Meh..