I love Beth Ditto - let's talk about sex baby

Epic cringe.

Give us an example of your ideal woman, Superprecise. I'm always interested to check out other people's tastes!

General Lucifer and wintermute, try as I might, its just too hard to communicate with the dismally vapid.

Sorry, but you two will have to chat up each other. At my dimensions, I just cannot stoop that low.

General Lucifer and wintermute, try as I might, its just too hard to communicate with the dismally vapid.

Sorry, but you two will have to chat up each other. At my dimensions, I just cannot stoop that low.

seems like you just can't keep up.

Come on Superprecise, don't hide under the table. There's nothing on her, that looks like a cactus, so she can't hurt you, or anybody else. I know you can't change your mind about what is beautiful, but I only wish you shrank your list of things that put you off.

Superprecise, be careful of traps left open for you, so that you fall in, and somehow offend some nice ladies on this forum.

Those that leave such traps open, do not care at all for the women on here.

Sad Sack, the cartoon/comic character, comes to mind. Poor, misbegotten loners that they are.

Excuse me but what on Earth are you talking about?

Give us an example of your ideal woman, Superprecise. I'm always interested to check out other people's tastes!

I'm extremely partial to my girlfriend if you must know. I am no longer a teenager!

it's his paranoia kicking in again.

I'm beginning to think you're on something GA2G... page after page after page of you muddling through the ethics of your own basic sexual attraction. The phrase 'stream-of-consciousness' springs to mind. No wonder you're so defensive, you've left yourself wide open! Get over it man!

Let's see if there's any fire left in this thread.

I heard the casting process for this involved over 10,000 women, which, if true, would actually make it the most body exclusive campaign ever. (you might have noticed they all have flat stomachs, clearly one of the required body characteristics)

the "campaign for real beauty", which Dove have named this campaign, is just another marketing ploy to increase sales of highly profitable perfumed hydrolised vegetable oils.......

I'd still like to see this lot covered in hydrolised vegetable oils. Dip me in honey and throw me in!

@ Winston: Exactly. They're all just different types of slim.

AS for no longer being a teenager, I'm probably one of the oldest blokes on this forum. i've been happily married for over eight years, but I still like to look at women!

Of course, but a girl I like the look of isn't the same thing as 'my ideal woman'.

Superprecise, this thread was never, ever about my own sexual attractions. If so, I wouldn't have chosen Beth, who would have been very, very, very, very, very, very low on that list, and Serena Williams would be near the top.

Beth Ditto was a conscious decision to use for this thread, but it said less about me, but more about how people would respond to shock tactics, and they have. I do find Beth Ditto very attractive, but I'd say she was a 5, compared to Serena's 9.

As an examination of people's tastes and distastes, this has been an illuminating exercise. But, it hasn't said that much about me, except that I will argue my point, if I feel its important - and that I won't be vulgar to others, no matter the temptation.

Of course, but a girl I like the look of isn't the same thing as 'my ideal woman'.

One of the very best comments on this entire thread. Repped.

@ga2g: you're vulgar to me.

I do find Beth Ditto very attractive, but I'd say she was a 5, compared to Serena's 9.

Such puerile simplifications undermine you.

Dismally vapid? I hope you are not referring to me as such, GA2G.

Let's see if there's any fire left in this thread.

I'd bum all of them except the pasty blonde one

@ga2g: you're vulgar to me.

Yes, and many have just laughed at you for that.

You would like people to think that its my: (let's make a list why don't we)
a) Size
b) Defense of fat people
c) Stubborness
d) Contrary views on attractiveness

But you know what? Though many on here disagree with me, they are not stupid, and its rather obvious that you have come off badly from your quite ridiculous comments before. Feel free to try to attack me personally. Everyone on here will think you so superior for it.

Lash away.

Such puerile simplifications undermine you.

I was not casting such simplification in your direction Superprecise, but when dealing with infants, then one needs to adopt infantile responses for them to understand the concepts better.

EDIT: Even though the comment was addressed to you, I know of a couple "infants" that would have been reading it.

Yes, and many have just laughed at you for that.

You would like people to think that its my: (let's make a list why don't we)
a) Size
b) Defense of fat people
c) Stubborness
d) Contrary views on attractiveness

But you know what? Though many on here disagree with me, they are not stupid, and its rather obvious that you have come off badly from your quite ridiculous comments before. Feel free to try to attack me personally. Everyone on here will think you so superior for it.

Lash away.

Nope, it's simply your pops at underweight people that's got my back up.

It's you that wants to make it about your size. Oh, and when have I said ANYTHING about your supposedly contrary views on attractiveness?

Pistanator? I'm shocked. I didn't know you were capable. Those are all strong women, so.....respect.

;)

as usual, anything you can't respond to you ignore.

you go on about defending your points to the end, but you're just a fool.