You can't keep a good Fruit down

Pineapple on pizza is nothing short of a crime against humanity

Is it safe to say that if youre offended by racism, you probably come from a country that is a bit shit?

And if you're unaware that you're racist you come from a fly blown hole that no one else wants to visit.

Of course, my post works on the other level that I might not be aware that I was being racist.

Australia is quite a racist country.

Some of my best friends are not racists.

Racists come in all shapes and sizes.

So do pineapples

@RPM
That's a lie. They're generally white. And short.
#opensupawholenewfieldofmidgetjokes

pineapple∴s = racist.

Sweets surely?

This has all gone a bit radio 4 hasn't it?

Sweet racist?

This thread is for Pineapples.

Now can we kindly get this back on topic please.

Less racism, more pineapples

Follow this advice, all will be well

This has all gone a bit radio 4 hasn't it?

Yes. It's a bit early for me to waste hours on the internet. I have at least 30 minutes of work to do today.

Are we allowed to talk about pineapple juice or just the whole fruit?

Here is a big pineapple. In Australia, we call it "The Big Pineapple"

It's a product of the fruit, so why not?

..and what about tinned?

Isn't there a delicious gin based cocktail that includes pineapple?

(I've been to the big prawn but not the pineapple)

Actually no, thats grapefruit juice - equal parts
1x gin
1x sloegin
1x grapefruit juice

In japan they have these.

They call them pineapple cars.

Isn't there a delicious gin based cocktail that includes pineapple?

(I've been to the big prawn but not the pineapple)

Pina Colada.

In highschool we purchased rubbish bins to mix it in due to the volumes.

Amazingly, the shitty recipe we came up with used perfect supermarket measures.

1x 4 litre can of pineapple juice
1x 600ml cream
1x 750ml bottle of Wipeout.

Bam. Half a dozen of each and you're away.

Oh, gin... fail.