You can't keep a good Fruit down

I don't discriminate

whadabout a chunk on a stick with a small sausage and cheese?

tinned pineapple?

Tinned pineapple is generally stored in syrup and not its' own juice - unless specified.

Pineapple fact no 1: Pineapples are neither Pine, nor Apple. Instead, they are a genetically modified cross between the two forms, first successfully spliced together in 1958 in the lab of a shadowy underground geneticist known to the International scientific community only as...... 'The Man from Del Monte'

tinned pineapple?

YouTube - The Presidents Of The United States Of America - Peaches

does eating pineapple really make your man-juice become some kind of sweet nectar.

There's only one way to find out.

Why don't you try it and let us know.

Meh.. all this cake talk!
Eggs and Gammon is what i'm looking for

There's only one way to find out.

And we have a volunteer.

get. to. fuck.

get. on. with. it!

don't you have partners.

get. to. fuck.

You won't taste it that way, it has to be oral.

Christ almighty. People get banned for less!

Meh.. all this cake talk!
Eggs and Gammon is what i'm looking for

Round. Chips. Get. A. Life.

Christ almighty. People get banned for less!

This is science my friend.

It is impossible to make sorbet from pineapple. It is the only fruit which is.

It is impossible to make sorbet from pineapple. It is the only fruit which is.

Really? I bet Heston could, using the hadron collider.

It does not freeze. Heston will fail. The Hadron Collider would break. Pineapple ice-cream is equally unstable, but more likely. Sorbet is impossible. I know these things.

I believe I'm correct in saying that one of the acid's found in pineapples is corrosive to skin so workers on pineapple plantations (those working without gloves at least) often had no fingerprints.

I remember the first time I saw a pineapple plant, i was so shock that it wasn't a tree. I think its the name lead me into thinking they hung down off trees.

enzyme.

^ that

Round. Chips. Get. A. Life.

True dat, chips look shit.
But Pineapple and Gammon is an absolute win

Recipes:

Sour Pineapple + Warm crushed garlic + chilli + coriander = awesome fruit salad