Crap 'Buzzwords'

get out

you mean take this offline?

ha. nice.

that is probably the most used twatspeak here at del***te towers

Mon?

anagram of 'toilet'?

toilet and douche

Douche left. It's just Toilet now.

no she didn't, they were joined my tomatosoup

Found this gem in an email from an estate agent:
"out-passioning"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bz2-49q6DOI

Fucking estate agent cunts.

'Streetwear'.

Meh, that already means clothes for 'Murican skateboarders
have to translate it into Russian and Mandarin to make it pay.

'Decanting'......used by developers, planner and yogurt-rifles to describe the process of evicting social housing tenants.

Doubledown

I'm reading a PowerPoint now which looks like it's been made as a joke. I think someone's just clicked on the auto diagram wizard and filled the shapes with words from this thread.

Unfortunately I now have to interpret this and write "3-4" blogs about it.

'silos'
'federated governance'
'nexus of forces'

Com Ho.

ha!

"I'm uncomfortable with that".
Whiney septic woman next to me on a plane yesterday. She had her voluminous handbag taken from her and placed in the overhead locker a metre behind her. Bitched to her partner loudly for a while whilst boarding continued.
I stood up asked the flight attendant to "pass me her bag, please" which I put in the locker opposite where we were sitting.
Happy now?

'Wetware'

You work with Johnny Mnemonic?

Solutions Architect

Granular

Ooh we have a lot of solutions architects here, taking a deep dive look at the granular detail, in line with strategic objectives to really add value to our proposition.

This results in a customer-centric, holistic brand experience.

Needs more aligning.

That would take a step-change. Let's revisit once the stakeholder has reverted.

I've been making a little mix n match flip book of buzzwordy jargon that goes to print soon. Would anyone be interested in a copy? Should come out at around a fiver + postage. Will provide more info once it's been properly finalised, but will is about 60 pages of the attached.

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