Crap 'Buzzwords'

I remember people used to call alloy wheels 'allys'. My brother was one of those people.

"urban, street, funky and cool"

Any user of such mealy mouthed, cloth tongued, idiot speak in my place of work has their action word verbed at pace.

Anytime a overweight suit uses sporting terms.

Dropped the ball
kick it into touch
head it home
knock this one out of the park

you should apologise for the shoddy work first time round and agree to give it the reverse cowboy.

Wow!

That is ON!

"back of the net". normally the 'of' is pronounced with a silent f.

argh fuck off!

kick it into touch- rage!

reverse cowboy ftw! street is one word i hate

Punch above your weight.

tweet

Absolutely, I personally dislike tweeting, and twittering .... I don't mind the phrase "status update".

megapixels, drag&drop

Don't mind those megapixels since it is actually some sort of measurement or drag&drop because it is descriptive.

I remember a supervisor telling me to knock it for 6, while miming a tennis swing. FFS

I remember a supervisor telling me to knock it for 6, while miming a tennis swing. FFS

should have stumped him!

'floored' him, more like.

Utterly ridiculous. Where may I ask did you hear this?

I planed with American Airlines.
I hate 'it's not rocket science', unless Werner von Braun is saying it.

Do you karate kick everyone that says rocket science?

Krav Maga. It's not Karate.

There is a deep streak of irony in this thread, especially considering how many Australians (never use a normal word when an abbreviation or slang will do) we have on the forum.
Ducks...

Wot da fuk r u takn bout cunox?! :)

This is where you were helped with your English by an Australian.. take that shit to your grave mofo*!
http://www.londonfgss.com/thread13323-6.html#post876338

*intentionally abbreviated

Nice.

This is London etc...

well, close...

worst one i heard lately is yarden...as in growing plants in a yard

Wot da fuk r u takn bout cunox?! :)

This is where you were helped with your English by an Australian.. take that shit to your grave mofo*!
https://www.londonfgss.com/thread13323-6.html#post876338

*intentionally abbreviated

Ha, must spread rep.

My favourite along the one uttered by Mike's colleague was 'let's pop this in the mental microwave and see if it defrosts'.

lol +1

Knock yourselves out: :-)

http://www.buzzwhack.com/

"telephonically communicated" Anybody who uses this waste of letters should be shot.

Introducing a new member to the 'team' who will be taking a mainly 'helicopter role'.

pardon?

what the hell is a helicopter role?

what the hell is a helicopter role?

Presumably it means someone who runs around waving his arms over his head making lots of wind and noise, has a short range and who crashes with monotonous frequency and generally fatal consequences.

We have lots of people like that where I work.