Polo Road Ride - TBC

It's barely a drag.

Well, yeah, it's not exactly the Koppenberg, never mind Mont Ventoux, but people insist on describing Pentonville Road as a hill, so...

Fuck hills.

So are we going to have an end in mind? A polo club is a neat idea.

End is back in Hackney surely?

Only if you live in Hackney. Hackney-ist.

I heard on the radio today that Hackney is a very dangerous place to ride your bike.

Northgate

I heard on the radio today that Hackney is a very dangerous place to ride your bike.

If I find out who said that, I'll drag him off his bike and stab him.

Quick Google maps search for a polo orientated destination:

(Prof Chukker will like this)

Do some hills, some pubs, on the way here:
http://maps.google.co.uk/maps?source=ig&hl=en&q=RH10+4LE&lr=&ie=UTF8&ll=51.115263,-0.073149&spn=0.003785,0.008186&t=h&z=17

Where you can watch this for free:

That's right! Genuine chukkas, motherfuckers.

You can even ride A Chukka Practice Pony!

Think of the possible heckles, MAX!

Not too many hills.

Northgate
We have a winner.

A tour of country pubs, ending in the Northgate.

I want to ride some miles not go on an extended pub crawl.
That's what my affinity is for.

em, stop being such a roadie ponce, you have all your gay roadie friends for doing that shit, come on a sociable ride, and drink some fucking addlestones.

em, stop being such a roadie ponce, you have all your gay roadie friends for doing that shit, come on a sociable ride, and drink some fucking addlestones.

+1. gay

em, stop being such a roadie ponce, you have all your gay roadie friends for doing that shit, come on a sociable ride, and drink some fucking addlestones.
Ooooh, get her.

it's true, just enjoy riding with some mates...

and he will, but he as to be a bit dificult sometimes, what are you gonna do?

drink addlestones.

• 3 with some ginger beer too
  

What, I like riding my road bike fast and for long distances? That's what I built it for.
If it's a pub crawl I'd rather use my affinity.

I know, I know, I'm awkward and a cunt.

use the affinity then!

Pub crawls can be fast. Don't know about the long distance bit though.

use the affinity then!

+1

Em stop been a grumpy cunt, put happy face, take the infinity and came with your not-rodie-if-not-polo-friend to have a laugh doing some road riding

lolz!

Problem solved.

Seriously though, I just like riding my bikes with my friends.
I'm up for pretty much anything (even if I do seem grumpy about it).

Em put happy face!