What do you like the most about your fixie?

My bike helps ease that blocked up, bloated feeling

is it filled with good bacteria?

My bike can handle the truth!

it's rich in skinnyfikiebifidigestum™

Arrogance? Coming from someone who proclaimed himself King of the Jews that's a bit rich.

what do you like the most about your fixed gear?
speed,agility,arrogance?

the wheels on my bike go round and round

YouTube - Dead or Alive - You Spin Me Round (Like a Record)

Your mum is my bike.

This thread has cokless

I like that when I take my feet off the pedals I can pretend I'm freewheeling.

My bike is racist.

My bike has big lips and tap dances for quarters.

My bike fucking hates you then.

My bike is not the droid you are looking for

My bike is the keymaster,

are you the gatekeeper?

My bike ran the Nazi propaganda machine during the war

my bike has got a tits and ass pass to a Metallica gig, the slag

My bike likes to wear tight rubber.

My bikes likes SM

mine prefers M&S even though they have increased the price of Bra's

My bike has both a clowns pocket and a trouser snake.

My bike has a wizard's sleeve dripping with lube

On 19 February 1980, my fixie, 33 at the time, passed out after a night of heavy skidding in a London park. It was left to sleep locked to railings, at 67 Overhill Road in East Dulwich, South London. The following afternoon, we found the fixie wheel-less with no seat, stem or handlebars and alerted the authorities. The fixie was rushed to Brick Lane Bikes in East London, where it was pronounced dead on arrival. Kicked-in down-tube and erosion by vomit was the cause of the fixie's death, and the official cause was listed as "exposure" and "death by misadventure". The fixie frame was hung on a wall by his family in Fremantle, Western Australia.

the best worst thread ever

R.I.P.

My bike just told me that it hates the French. Bloody hates them.