What do you like the most about your fixie?

My bike's bigger than yours.

my bike doesn't start stupid threads

My bike is black and has a large under-carriage

My bike once shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.

Mine flew over a cuckoos nest.

my bike gently weeps..

My bike was sent back in time by Skynet to kill Sarah Connor

later on it'll be reprogrammed to help her son survive the onslaught of a carbon road bike with electronic shifters

My bike should be enjoyed as part of a balanced diet.

My bike floats like a butterfly.. stings like a bee!!!

My bike is the greatest!

The joke thread and the original thread are on post-parity, this won't do..

My bike had sex with Marlon Brando in Paris.

the original thread is a joke thread

Ask not what your bike can do for you... ask what you can do for your bike.

My bike had sex with Marlon Brando in Paris.

Your bike is loose. I've had it too.

In 1972, the fixie was sent to prison by a hipster court for a crime it didn't commit. The bike promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the London underground. Today, still wanted by the government, it survives as a fixie of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can trackslide, maybe you can ride... The Rice Rocket.

My Bike

Wants You!

Your bike is loose. I've had it too.

Its not called 'the bike' for nothing

It used to have sex with American GIs in Vietnam too, for money or parts. It drew the line at Alabama Black Snake though.

My bike rocks out with it's cog out!

The joke thread and the original thread are on post-parity, this won't do..

I think I've missed something here.

Is this a parody?

My bike had sex with Marlon Brando in Paris.

Butter on rim not good for braking.

^ Bang!

Another wank thread....

I dunno, it's being salvaged by forum stupidity

My bike helps ease that blocked up, bloated feeling