Draw your own collisions

Ubuntu? Gimp?

GIMP is too complicated for me- I'd prefer an MS Paint equivalent.

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Hippy, the car flew through the air and landed on you...?

Understanding of fine art fail.

Hippy, the car flew through the air and landed on you...?

no clearly it was the arrow tat landed on him. fucking arrows.

How do I draw something that I do not remember?

basic breakdown of my mishap.

no clearly it was the arrow tat landed on him. fucking arrows.

You mean, the arrows markings came off the road and landed on the bike? And Hippy saw and went OUCH?

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Captured the bald patch perfectly.

Now Will is somersaulting in the air, and somehow landing on his bike?

He haz teh skillz. Tynan teached him.

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How do I draw something that I do not remember?

gimp>new>tools>paintbrush>scribble

never approach an alien when there is a rabbit nearby

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I hear the noise in my sleep every night.

I have barometric scar tissue from this one:

aah whatevr happened to that girl......

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I kid you not, i was just cycling along, and after sprinting up a hill that was about 40 miles long I sat down and took my hands off my bars for a rest, only to discover that one cannot rest on a 'fixed gear', so was promptly deposited in a hedge, at which point a car, covered in spikes, driven by beelzebub came roaring past, and asked me to do a 'skid'. and there was some poo.
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=30346396&id=1528279370
how the fucj is one supposed to do things on a computer on which everything is in fucking norwegian?
I blame the tories.

basic breakdown of my mishap.

Saddle angle fail.

Aww, poor Tanya, haha

I have barometric scar tissue from this one:

You were struck by lightening that came from a combine harvester blade sticking out from the train tracks you were riding on. All while it rained above?

What are the odds, eh...