Draw your own collisions

Where's yours eh?? :p

See OP.

Mine's got a shit in it and everything, if your collision hasn't got a shit in it - then you need to raise your game.

Hahaha Mike, that needs to be copyright'ed :P

+1

ShitOnABike™©

lol oh yeh :-S

I haz blud, blud...

my most recent

I thought this thread was soliciting drawings, not more fucking reposted photos.

apologies - my first outing on SPDs saw me upside down in a hedge... it looked a bit like this:

Is there an application for os-x like ms paint? I want to make a picture of a penis with hairy testicles.

and maybe some jizum coming out the end.

did i misspell jizum?

did i misspell jizum?

I think a word needs to be real before you can misspell it ;-)

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=jizum

Is there an application for os-x like ms paint? I want to make a picture of a penis with hairy testicles.

http://paintbrush.sourceforge.net/downloads/

^^ Smallest crash in the world, ever.

Why are the two creepy girls launching an ICBM in their back garden?

Seatpost-binder-bolt fail: RLJ off parliament sq onto whitehall- sprinting - and then relax with hands off bars... The illustration below shows the moment just preceding my collision with the road surface.

This is why I have a front brake.

watch the vid before you judge. it was the kid's fault - impossible for the rider to stop.

Just before T-Boning a transit van that was kind enough to cut in front of me

Just before going over a mondeo...

Just this minute come home from a weird tumble.

Open road,
having a bit of a sprint,
sitting back down I hit the worlds smallest pot hole,
my pedaling gets all confused,
and its.....

swollen knee and elbow, road rash everywhere, but bike fine :)

Deeply moving.

watch the vid before you judge. it was the kid's fault - impossible for the rider to stop.

I've watched the vid. As I remember it they were having a skid comp.
Impossible to stop?
That's why I have a front brake.

where's this vid?

/attachments/13441

My MSPAINT skills are fuckin l33t!!!

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I am currently using Ubuntu- what program for inclusion in this thread?

I couldn't find my plastic poo, but this is pretty much the way things went down...