M&J seafood

he beeped, he then beeped and started shouting abuse. I then told him to fuck off.

You could have just ignored him, or politely asked what the problem was, rather than escalate the situation by swearing at him.

did he shout "do a squid"?

lets recount

he was in his car beeping continuously whilst shouting over the top of his horn

clearly he wanted and was emotionaly capable of engaging in rational debate

did you shout "you're gonna roe the day you beeped at me, arse-sole!"

He was probably listening to stickleback on his in car entertainment system.

Or James Whale

Whales are not fish.

I think this thread is starting to flounder and next time someone beeps at you James you should be more Man of War

fish fom marilliom

or Cod Stewart

Whales are not fish.

It swims and you can eat it same as dolphin and porpoises so its included ;o)))

or Kylie Minnow

lets recount

he was in his car beeping continuously whilst shouting over the top of his horn

clearly he wanted and was emotionaly capable of engaging in rational debate

And all this came completely out of the blue-finned tuna? That sounds very fishy.

Maybe you need to find a martial arts school, so you can fight them instead of just mouthing off. Become the new Reggie Crayfish.

Or Madonna.

Madonna's not a fucking fish!!

(She just smells a bit like one)

DJ, I don't know you and neither have I seen you ride, or been around you when drivers have a go, so this is based entirely on the string of threads listed further up this thread. But if you're so convinced you're a cunt-magnet, .....
....

.....

THEN YOU CLEARLY ARE.

Bit of rough editing on that for you there Tea Bee

No need to carp, it doesn't take a brain sturgeon to figure out that the M&J driver is a right cunt. Personally i think you should groupered in on him and battered the bastard!

lets recount

he was in his car beeping continuously whilst shouting over the top of his horn

clearly he wanted and was emotionaly capable of engaging in rational debate

Should have battered him

as jaw said...

Whales are not fish.

A whale is a very fat fish

Write a novel why don't you.
Who do you think you are, Salmon Rushdie?

Arthur C Carp actually

J. R. Hartley, shurely? :S

A whale is a very fat fish

Obesist!

A whale is a very fat fish

whales = not a fish.

Sorry James but you can't keep playing the 'poor little soldier' on this one…

to flip the situation how many people have seen past your 'exuberance' at drinks and other get-togethers to spend time to talk to you and find out that beneath your rather loud and 'expressive' personality there's a sound bloke

there was no harm in just stepping aside and letting the numpty thro, no harm done…

you've been riding pissed out of your lolly box enough times to know that you can be a right cunt on the bike yet there's plenty of 'some bloke started acting like a cunt towards me' threads that you've started

I think you should find a way of dealing with other peoples interaction on the road with you that doesn't spiral into a face-off every time

-- said with big man-hugs and all that, cos DJ's me mate--

Now there's a sole that cares