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is that kangaroo (or wallaby) hanging out in a graveyard?

dogsballs thats a wallaby not a kangaroo ;)

Ain't no pedo.. she said she was 18.. :P

hippy Warming up over there yet? I forget tallsam - are you Inglish or 'strayan?
St Kilda gets quite a few funky events through the year. I lived way out east in Croydon and tended to race Sunday mornings so didn't make 'em all but yeah keep an eye out.
Have you been to the Belgium Beer place? I never made it there. What about Mountain Goat brewery?

Not heard of the Belgian Beer place. I'll look into it.
I'm English which means I'm the most popular guy here right now following last nigts Rugby miracles. The barman today (for I have just returned from the pub) was moaning to a friend of mine (who is Australian) about how terrible it was that Australia AND NZ were knocked out of the Rugby. Then I opened my mouth to order (another barman) and he stopped moaning. lol

hippy [quote]tallsam not that you care.

You are quite wrong. I'm always keen to here about the homeland. In fact, it's better than hearing "drought drought fcsked politicians car kills another cyclist drought"[/quote]
I was a little bit drunk. Sorry.

Belgian Beer Cafe: http://www.belgianbeercafemelbourne.com/
They are very much into cycling as well as the beer. Really wish I'd checked them out now.

Does anyone even know the Rugby is on there? I had to google "England Australia" yesterday when murtle sent me a score - just to find out what the hell he was talking about!
Okay, so I'm not your typical Melbournian, of course they do. My interest in football-type sports is comparable to this forum's interest in cross-stitching designs onto napkins for barbie dolls.

they love the rugby in australia, it's here where we don't care about it (apart from a handful of posh twats from fulham)

england played better rugby yesterday, and deserved to win. yet my life hasn't been enriched in any form whatsoever by the result.

cricket is a different matter.

i think Mouse has gone to watch the Rugger, the little Rugger Bugger, over there in that france, with the french

They love rugby in parts of Australia. NSW and QLD are the rugby states. VIC has Aussie rules and doesn't give a rats about bum sniffers.

Cricket I might actually consider watching. Might.

I prefer sports though where we might actually have a chance of losing. :)

[quote]tallsam
Not heard of the Belgian Beer place. I'll look into it.

tallsam. There is an arranged weekly ss/fg ride organised by fixed.org.au that sometimes swings by the belgian for waffles on saturday mornings.
Good group of guys if you fancy it.

I knew I'd stuff up the quote html. Ha.

Hippy, not only have you gone off topic, but now you're using abbreviations without even explaining them. What the hell are the following:

1.NSW
2.QLD
3.VIC
4.Australia
5.bum
6.losing
7.:)

NSW: Original stopping off point for convicts. Now full of tourists.
QLD: Full of squeaky-voiced rum-drinkin' racist wankers and japanese landowners.
VIC: Where legends are born.
Australia: Big lump of sand in the middle of nowhere. Once a convict colony, now super-athlete breeding ground.
bum: Something rugby players do in the showers? Might need to google that.
losing: No idea.
:): Too many colons - so I guess it could be a rugby shower room.

RPM they love the rugby in australia, it's here where we don't care about it (apart from a handful of posh twats from fulham)

england played better rugby yesterday, and deserved to win. yet my life hasn't been enriched in any form whatsoever by the result.

cricket is a different matter.

It's true no-one in VIC cares about Rugby. The Storm (local Rugby League team) just won the grand final and no-one really cared.
Sucks for them.

hippy
I prefer sports though where we might actually have a chance of losing. :)

A new convert to international Rugby league then????

You forget that I don't know what rugby is.. :)

rugby: a sport invented in the english town of the same name by posh people who stole someone's football and ran off with it under their arm.

New to this whole scene, so please bear with me!

Am I right in thinking that a fixed gear bike, you must always be pedalling?

And a single speed bike i could be pedalling and then just stop and cruise along?!

sorry!

pedalling

yeah that's it! don't be sorry!

it's because a fixed gear bike has no freewheel mechanism.

straight in there with the pedantry ey platini?

'eh'
Fuck off.

Platini, +1 unless, of course, he has decided to sell it, but even then he wouldn't always be peddling his bike; only until he had sold it.

Personally, I think that might be a good idea.

Superprecise. Allow Platini his fun. After all, it appears that our new chum has avoided being groomed by Balki in the nursery.

http://tinyurl.com/clocfh

Awesome, cheers for that. Had a feeling it was that obvious!

http://tinyurl.com/clocfh

Awesome

I posted a lmgtfy link the other day, hippy. It's old news over on the babycentre boards. You can't fuck with the mothers.

I posted a lmgtfy link the other day, hippy. It's old news over on the babycentre boards. You can't fuck with the mothers.

Unless you're a motherfucker, obv...

I posted a lmgtfy link the other day, hippy. It's old news over on the babycentre boards. You can't fuck with the mothers.

I know. I got tired of tagging every stupid thread with "just fucking google it" and linking to justfuckinggoogleit.com. This appeared as a neat new weapon in my oh-ffs-use-the-fucking-search arsenal.