Is growing a beard part of being a man?

Is growing a man part of being a beard?

This might interest the bearded members on the forum

https://www.sunlifedirect.co.uk/beard-insurance/

Want.

I never knew 'man-bun' was its name.
Don't insure it. Kill it with flaming scissors.

Advert posted on April 1, perchance?

It's the first funny one I've seen.

Our mission is to bring Bearded Men in Silky Kimonos to your walls in 2016.
http://www.beardsinkimonos.com/

That's got to be a piss-take, surely?

Taking the Shoreditch Samurai to its logical conclusion.

I need to trim my beard into shape, what do I use?

I need to trim my beard

Just don't. I trimmed my beard short recently and discovered a second chin had been growing underneath.

Go to a old school barber near a Turkish or Arab area. They'll probably do a better job for very little.

There are thousands around Finsbury Park tube for example.

I'm only going to trim it back to 3 or 4 inches.

My beard is getting out of control - I look rather like Captain Haddock.

Where, in or near W1, can I get it trimmed tomorrow at lunch?

Geo F Trumper. For the experience mind...

I was joking. Way to go with that beard.

Geo F Trumper. For the experience mind...

How much £$£$£?

Very experience, much dollar etc.

Well, I might reserve that for when I am feeling particularly money.

In the interim, would anyone have another suggestion that might be less than the price of a new car (say)?

It isn't actually that expensive in all honesty.

There's a place along from Rapha called Murdock IIRC.

I once went to Trumper's with a full beard and long hair and asked them to make me look like the man you would least like to introduce to your sister. I left with a Hitleresque short back and sides with lashings of pomade and a pencil moustache.

csb etc etc

At least they didn't simply hand you a bill.

I asked my barber if they'd make me look like Don Draper.

Got Hitler.

http://m.imgur.com/gallery/Z7RrJ