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Balki.. in no way am i guilty

haha... Who's tappy texting me?

Cucumber boy.

Hi balKI.

Balki.. in no way am i guilty

What kind of grips do you use?

hahaha! we should do something like this.

The phone number thread is a good place to start with

i would rather start off texting people who know me rather than complete strangers. unless i can find yours.

Just make sure you deliver :-)

Who's tapping my azz? I need to shower

What kind of grips do you use?

i am all about the ourys.. champs taste shit

me: yo, when can i tap dat azz?
them: say what?!
them: ok, my wife went shopping :)

;)

i am all about the ourys.. champs taste shit

haha!

It was you, you filthy boy!!! I was offended, felt objectifed, uncomfortable and aroused.

i would have responded quicker but i needed that post ciggie

Who's tapping my azz? I need to shower

You out of credit? ;]

me: yo, when can i tap dat azz?
her: erm? i'm going to go with never!xxx

Me: When can I tap that ass?
Him: lol you can't tap an ass, you don't have a penis :P

Haha, I had to try this.

me: yo when can i tap dat azz
her: WTF!! u've got a broken collarbone u numpty
me: dat aint the bone i'll be tappin dat azz wiv
her: ur a knob. curry l8r?
me: sounds good. love you xx

FAIL!

Me: So, when can I tap that ass?
Her: haha what
Me: Girl, when can I tap that fine ass of yours?
Her: Um, when you get a passport?

Me: Hola, when can I tap that fine behind?
Her: right now, baby, come on over.
Me: GOAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!

Busy evening, Lileth?

Yep :P

Me: So when can I tap that ass
Him: Well considering YOU shot ME down when i flew all the way to England to tap YOUR ass, i think its your turn to come here.

.....Oops?

this is fun game.

haha.

me: so when can i tap dat azz?
her: wrong person maybe?
me: no its your azz dat i wanna tap.

waiting on reply. not hopeful.

haha!

her: is this even you?

perhaps i should come clean that this is a joke now. should i say its a sort of meme?

or should i just pretend it was someone else
ha.

Or come clean that you really want to do it Josh :P

i voted for admitting it was a joke and that i have been drinking. but i wouldn't mind.

Get a room, kids :-)