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But Lileth, it may not be as fun for a girl. You send that to a boy and hell be a knocken at yo door. Im thinking sending it to gals will be more entertaining!

Well, Lileth gonna send it to gals then, no probs.. hehee :D

damn that is funny!!! Keep laughing at work!

:d

brilliant.

"Dude.. 4 texts in a row..." HAHAHAHAHAHA

So Balki, when yo gonna let me tap dat sweeeet azzz bro?

Me: when can i tap that?
Girl: when im not on my period asshole.
Me: oh damn. i dont wanna tap that part. i wanna tap the "back pussy". dat ass. lemme tap it.
Girl: Fuck yourself asshole.
Me: i do. all the time :(

that's just pure, distilled entertainment

So Balki, when yo gonna let me tap dat sweeeet azzz bro?

as soon as its healed...

Urgh... made myself cringe.

I just got wood...

I jsut sent my first tap that ass txt!

Post results here...

Me: Yo, homes... when can I tap up dat azzzz yo?
Dad: I dont know what that means. When did you last call your mother?

I tried, turned out awfully.
I think we need a British equivalent.

I agree... Plus i dont think ppl here are as willing to play...

American girls are also very easy...

I was being polite :-) yeah, i have heard... damn, I picked the wrong country...

Me: When can I tap that?
Jerome: When you let me come over to your house.
Me: IGH YOU GAYYYY

HA! fantastic!

One of my faves... :D

Me: Let me tap dat mutha fuckin' azz girl.
CK: Like you have to ask!
Me: Tonight then. Dat azz... mine.x
CK: Damn, what's gotten into you?
Me: More like what's going to get into you, dat azz specifically.
CK: See you tonight!
Me: I'm gonna KY Jam my dick in dat azz.
CK: Don't you mean jelly?
Me: No jam, because that's what KY is for: jammin' dat azz.
CK: You're not gettin' it now Mr.
Me: BS. I'ma sneak up on dat azz, and slam dunk on that gym.
CK: Hahaha!
Me: 360 two-handed dunk in that trunk. I'm the drilla from manila.
CK: See you soon, perv.

haha... Who's tappy texting me?

ambles over to numbers thread

me: I wanna tap that ass
her: Lol, take a number

ambles over to numbers thread

Me: I wanna tap that ass
Her: Ooo Whose? I'm excited