Michael Jackson RIP

Any yah rlys?

He's not going to be buried or cremated, but recycled into carrier bags.
That way he stays white, plastic and a danger for kids to play with.

If you don't like it.... just beat it.

Ha Ha your so funny !

Apparently his parents are in negotiation with lego to have him melted down and turned into bricks, so he can be touched by 3 year olds for years to come.

He's not going to be buried or cremated, but recycled into carrier bags.
That way he stays white, plastic and a danger for kids to play with.

That's the best yet. :-)

its his kids i feel sorry for,the ones he left fatherless and the ones he abused.he was very talented but very troubled as well

REPORTS THAT MICHAEL JACKSON HAD A HEART ATTACK IN HOSPITAL ARE INCORRECT
HE WAS ACTUALLY FOUND IN THE CHILDRENS WARD HAVING A STROKE

re-post..keep up!

Other jokes about strokes in childrens wards and choking on 12yr old nuts.

To be fair it's pretty sad, he was a massive talent and had his life contorted by his superstar up-bringing. surrounded by strange people and being an enigma gave him no chance of a normal life.
We don't know what really happened but we know the masses loved the speculation. he was condemned to a live behind media bars before the fucker had chance to know who he was.

I don' t believe the kiddy fiddling shit becuase i like to believe the best in people, untill proved wrong..
still he left a legacy of great tunes and fuck loads of comedy material! bring on 6 months of cover versions !

So it begins

www.ismichaeljacksonalive.com

www.isjeffgoldblumdead.com

RIP .. it's easy as 1 .2 .3

Hahahaha! Love it!

Other jokes about strokes in childrens wards and choking on 12yr old nuts.

To be fair it's pretty sad, he was a massive talent and had his life contorted by his superstar up-bringing. surrounded by strange people and being an enigma gave him no chance of a normal life.
We don't know what really happened but we know the masses loved the speculation. he was condemned to a live behind media bars before the fucker had chance to know who he was.

I don' t believe the kiddy fiddling shit becuase i like to believe the best in people, untill proved wrong..
still he left a legacy of great tunes and fuck loads of comedy material! bring on 6 months of cover versions !

Only post worth reading !

Ha Ha your so funny !

I just can't stop til I get enough......I know its bad.

ha!

I just can't stop til I get enough......I know its bad.

Smooth criminal

I will always love the o rly owls.

I think I partly like them cos they remind me of the time Pistanator got really outraged because someone called an owl an arsehole.

I will always love the o rly owls.

I think I partly like them cos they remind me of the time Pistanator got really outraged because someone called an owl an arsehole.

hahah, what? I want to see this post.

(Owls are wicked, and I stand 100% behind Pistinator in this case. And that's not a fat joke).

Smooth criminal

I don't know why you're blaming me, I blame it on the boogie.

I don't know why you're blaming me, I blame it on the boogie.

OOh dangerous, so you wanna be starting something:@

It's not getting depressed Mark, just cruel to speak ill of the dead so soon. at least look at the good parts... I mean who hasn't tried to moonwalk at some point in their life?

OOh dangerous, so you wanna be staring something:@

Careful, you might get blood on the dancefloor!

hahah, what? I want to see this post.

(Owls are wicked, and I stand 100% behind Pistinator in this case. And that's not a fat joke).

OK he didn't get THAT outraged
http://www.londonfgss.com/thread708-130.html#post545324

I just did a search for owl arsehole. hur