• Nope - they're not for me. Ditto sardines with their nasty crunchy spine thing.

    open them up, take it out. spread on toast. win.

    in the early days of pedicabbing when experimenting with tyres i used to fix about a couple of punctures a night. sometimes a lot more. i'd usually swap out the tube for a spare then repairing the puncture while waiting for the next fare. when your income depends on being able to fix a flat in a hurry you get pretty quick at it.

    since switching to hardcases on my bike i haven't had a flat in over a year. i've given up carrying spare tubes but still always have a repair kit and mini pump.

  • I'm sorry Shoots, I didn't mean to bring up any upsetting memories.

    Just remember the good times, that's what Bonkers would've wanted.

  • anchovies.

    Rep

    jelly baby.

    Rep

    Salmon

    Rep

  • Rep

    Rep

    Rep

    eat

  • Yeah, I think Im hungry.

  • I have STILL never eaten a kipper!

    Jesus!

    Jesus wont help you now Balki...

    Smoked Kippers on fresh white bread with 2 fresh poached eggs on top.. life doesn't get better

  • poached eggs

    shudder

  • What?

    That is an outrageous statement.

    Kippers are like the Spam of the ocean.

  • Jesus wont help you now Balki...

    Smoked Kippers on fresh white bread with 2 fresh poached eggs on top.. life doesn't get better

    You've never offered to make me kippers for breakfast :(

  • i thought you prefered porridge... gives you energy you tiger!

  • What?

    That is an outrageous statement.

    Kippers are like the Spam of the ocean.

    This is a lie. heathen.

  • What?

    That is an outrageous statement.

    Kippers are like the Spam of the ocean.

    FILTH! Kippers a the caviar of the working class [dusts coal dust of handed down donkey jacket] when times are good i get the odd Bloater

  • I'm sorry Shoots, I didn't mean to bring up any upsetting memories.

    Just remember the good times, that's what Bonkers would've wanted.

    hard to say, the last think Bonkers remembered could have been the extreme suffering.. . just putting it out there like...

  • I stand by my statement. Kippers are bait.

  • I'm sorry Shoots, I didn't mean to bring up any upsetting memories.

    Just remember the good times, that's what Bonkers would've wanted.

    You're right...
    Ahhhh... the global strategic defense seminars we ran together sigh... good times

  • kippers are smokin!

  • peppered smoked mackeral ftw

  • kippers are smokin!

    no no no herrings are smoking... kippers are smoked

  • Was General Bonkers part of Fidel Catstros regime if so he should burn with with this man

    and the other heathens.

  • peppered smoked mackeral ftw

    no peppered smoked mackeral ftwnttfaesoospmwtbatbt*

    ** For those with no desire to taste fish and enjoy spitting out over sized peppercorns mashed with and tiny bones at the breakfast table*

  • hard to say, the last think Bonkers remembered could have been the extreme suffering.. . just putting it out there like...

    S'true...
    All his bones melted.
    It was all Tv n Beer in his final days.

  • I've done it mainly cause I can't be assed, but only if the puncture appears when I'm practically at work, I'd rather get home then spend my time wishing I was cycling home while changing the innertube over, it doesn't take long to do... but there you go

  • S'true...
    All his bones melted.
    It was all Tv n Beer in his final days.

    addicted to cash in the attic... sounds all too familier.. still upsets me now

  • addicted to cash in the attic... sounds all too familier.. still upsets me now

    When his old cat antiquites didn't bring in the money
    He hit rock bottom

  • they used to hang out with Elguapo?

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If you can't change a puncture, don't fecking ride a bike!

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