Help! I've become a cycling widow

Pics or it didn't happen.

Is your name Thomas?

Richard.

my last lady wasnt a cyclophobe, but she hated it that i would fuck off all day, come home and eat for hours, and then tinker with my bike/read stuff on the net about bikes for the rest of the evening. and that was when i didnt go for long rides and stay with mate for the night to continue riding the next day. and bikes are only one of my interests, it was a classic: "your interests are more important than me" scenario.

i once made the mistake of suggesting she come ride with me, or get a hobby of her own to fill the time im not pandering to her entertainment. this didnt go down well as she seemed to think that i was suggesting she was lazy and didnt do anything. which in reality was true. it really pissed me off that she wanted me to forfeit a hobby im passionate about becuase she was at home bored, becuase when im bored i find somthing fun to do.

it obviously wasnt working so i left her. now im single i spend all my time doing whatever makes me happy and working the rest. unless i find a woman who has her own things going on and doesnt need me to be with her all of the time im probably going to stay single, cause im not putting up with that shit again. do miss the sexy times though.

Well done melon, a tough but ultimately right thing to do. my missus has plenty of her own things that I don't get but will take an interest in if she wants to discuss them and vice versa. Whereas my last girlfriend thought my hobbies were juvenile and pointless but hers were obviously more important and of more use to humanity. Not gloating, just reiterating your point, they are out there, these understanding types.

my last lady wasnt a cyclophobe, but she hated it that i would fuck off all day, come home and eat for hours, and then tinker with my bike/read stuff on the net about bikes for the rest of the evening.

You sound like the ideal companion....

that is the first cycling +ve article that i have ever seen in the telegraph.

usually they just have a laugh at cyclists etc.

that is the first cycling +ve article that i have ever seen in the telegraph.

usually they just have a laugh at cyclists etc.

... says avid and regular Telegraph reader somebody. ;)

Im thinking of shaving my legs

Balki

You have answered another question before it was asked.

I think you will prefer to wax.

Y'know what clive... I reckon I'd like waxed legs but I fear I'd slip off the satin sheets.

look everyone knows that boys have more meaningful relationships with their bicycles then with their girlfriends, because:-

they are low maintenance,
you can ride them all day,
they don't answer back with smart observations,
they don't get in a huff when you haven't seen them for a couple of days,

Keep yo pimp hand strong