Help! I've become a cycling widow

^jealous^

Forget that.
I have experience of GF tandomage, you look over your shoulder and half the time they aren't pedalling.

Her response was this: Not unless it's one with no pedals on the extra seat so i can just sit down >_>

I'm not dragging her fat arse anywhere.

htfu and get on a bike !

i love this article but I don't get why she's complaining? So he's gone for a few more hours, there's a hot sounding machine in the hall, (only one not 7) and I bet his fitness and body have improved... Sounds like a win win to me.

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i sent this to my BF.

:)

Its Cool i'm not jealous of the bike(s).

^jealous^

i love this article but I don't get why she's complaining? So he's gone for a few more hours, there's a hot sounding machine in the hall, (only one not 7) and I bet his fitness and body have improved... Sounds like a win win to me.

She is not complaining, as she says at the end she is going to try to join her husband on rides and she appreciates that he has something that makes him happy. The article reflects about a change/divide of activities in a couple. It can feel lonely specially if you are the one left at home looking after the children and your other half is enjoying total freedom:

*Cycling isn’t inherently macho but it does have an element of suffering and purgatorial challenge that appeals to a certain male psyche. It is about escape – freedom from family; seizing time to be solitary, beyond responsibility. Not an easy concept to embrace when you’re the cycling widow left to look after small children. *

It can feel lonely specially if you are the one left at home looking after the children and your other half is enjoying total freedom:

You are my wife and I claim my £5.

I decided to divorce you when you didn't turn up at South drinks on Monday to buy the Merlot you promised me.

Besides you have spoke cards when you don't even go to Alley Cats! The shame!

I bet he is better in the sack now too.

cyclists do it longer

cyclists do it longer

Only if in expensive padded swiss pants, and with the correct application of gooch cream though.

I just don't like the continued implication that there's summat particularly masculine about cycling. Not all females fit into the stereotype of caring too much about shoes/women's magazines/risk averse scaredy cats etc. I'm not having a go at her, it's just that 'universalizing the particular' move contained therein that's a bit of a pile of cunt.

I decided to divorce you when you didn't turn up at South drinks on Monday to buy the Merlot you promised me.

Besides you have spoke cards when you don't even go to Alley Cats! The shame!

a) True. Jeesus - women and their memories.

b) Ha!

On the plus side, my true-life mrs is off for 3 days lounging about writing, leaving me with all the kids, so I am owed BIG time for riding / drinking.

hahaha!

I tell you being married to Jaygeesus is not fun, he spends his spare time walking on water. I've tried and tried but I don't have the skills.

I' m sure there are some pluses to having Jaygeesus as a husband, he can turn water into wine.

shhhhhh!

I just don't like the continued implication that there's summat particularly masculine about cycling. Not all females fit into the stereotype of caring too much about shoes/women's magazines/risk averse scaredy cats etc. I'm not having a go at her, it's just that 'universalizing the particular' move contained therein that's a bit of a pile of cunt.

Where do you read this?
I could also stereotype and say that women work much much harder than men: have a job, have children, look after children, do the shopping and cleaning when all men do is watch football and action movies and ride bicycles. The selfish, lazy bastards!

:)

hahaha!

I tell you being married to Jaygeesus is not fun, he spends his spare time walking on water. I've tried and tried but I don't have the skills.

Help! VeeVee has become a water walking widow!

Actually, this thread title had me really worried when I first saw it.

My missus also screamed when i suggested getting a tandem :(

Mine is actually asking for one, isn't that great?

Forget that.
I have experience of GF tandomage, you look over your shoulder and half the time they aren't pedalling.

Ok. Maybe not.

I thought my missus my was a complete cyclophobe but when I was servicing a mates road bike in the kitchen this morning she was asking me what all the bits were for and how I was fixing them. was an odd but pleasant experience.

Plus she actually let me use the kitchen as a workshop!

all men do is watch football and action movies and ride bicycles. The selfish, lazy bastards!

:)

busted!

I tell you being married to Jaygeesus is not fun, he spends his spare time walking on water.

I' m sure there are some pluses to having Jaygeesus as a husband, he can turn water into wine.

Who wants wine that he's walked in though?

Where do you read this?
I could also stereotype and say that women work much much harder than men: have a job, have children, look after children, do the shopping and cleaning when all men do is watch football and action movies and ride bicycles. The selfish, lazy bastards!

:)

That's it settled then, I am a man :(

Except for the action film thing. How ghastly! :D

Originally Posted by |³|MA3K

I bet he is better in the sack now too.

cyclists do it longer

and in rotation...

hahaha!

I tell you being married to Jaygeesus is not fun, he spends his spare time walking on water. I've tried and tried but I don't have the skills.

Pics or it didn't happen.

That's it settled then, I am a man :(

Except for the action film thing. How ghastly! :D

hahaha