Shit, F***in, annoying adverts

got a whole thread of his own he has! http://www.lfgss.com/thread37679.html

Ahh . . Vinyl Fail!

New razors are good for one shave, then they are as shit as old razors, and my stubble grows fairly thick.Soap does just as good a job, if not better. Don't get me started on after shave moisturising balms or any of that shit! Do I ever moisturise anywhere? No, the only cream I use ever goes on my gooch! Why would I want to moisturise when I shave? puts foot through TV

Mate ur stubble is thicker than mine ... gorillas are fucking jealous.

No. you're right, I didn't.

Fearne Cotton is still rank

She is now ... but she werent then and you are gay and that.

Those fucking Glade air freshener ad's are my new hate. WTF. A second string cast of loose women coo over how fresh "host womans" house is at the coffee morning (coz, usually it's smells like burnt fish I imagine). But the new one has them talking about where "host woman" has picked up various stones while on holiday apart from the one she "picked up at the supermarket" because it's an air freshener that looks like a fucking stone!!! (i'm starting to really bang the keys on the laptop now I'm so angry)... Then. Then! she says "it's from Glade don't you know" Like that makes any fucking difference!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

^ I like that advert. I find it very calming.

Oh and it's from Glade you know.

^ your house stinks of fried cat shit

cat shit = bad
fried cat shit = yummy goodness, chewy in the middle!

Poc

Crocodorfridgecrocodorbincrocodorfridgespraycrocodor my kitchen adores it.

FUCK OFF.

I'm gonna be a mcvities digestive, I'm made with whole meal, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.

NO.

Just finished watching Paris-Roubaix on Eurosport.. The Sidi ads are unbelievably shit. Contador in a white suit giving it the "homeboy heart thump".. Pozatto.. naked.. NAKED! apart from a pair of Sidi's hiding his genitals. What. The. Fuck.

DFS Adverts.

Even with the new sofa, your living room will still look shit you muppet.

But you don't have to pay until Dec 2012!

DFS is the LIdol of home furnishing..

Just finished watching Paris-Roubaix on Eurosport.. The Sidi ads are unbelievably shit. Contador in a white suit giving it the "homeboy heart thump".. Pozatto.. naked.. NAKED! apart from a pair of Sidi's hiding his genitals. What. The. Fuck.

seedy cycling shoes.

i think i may have ranted about thi sone before but fuck it. i feel partially vindicated now. everytime that advert for baby milk (the one where the parent puts an industrial silo sized bottle of milk in front of a baby) came on claiming "you'd have to give your baby this much normal milk to get the same amount of iron as our patented "normal amount of normal milk with added iron"... i found myself internally shouting THAT'S BECAUSE MILK DOESN'T CONTAIN MUCH IRON! IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO CONTAIN IRON! YOU'VE BASICALLY JUST ADDED IRON TO A NATURAL PRODUCT THAT DOENS'T NATURALLY CONTAIN IT THEN MADE AN ISSUE OUT OF THE FACT IT DOESN'T NATURALLY CONTAIN IRON! THAT'S HARDLY FAIR! WHY NOT HAVE A GO AT APPLES FOR NOT CONTAINING MUCH CALCIUM OR CARROTS FOR NOT BEING GREEN?!

anyway - just as i'm about to start internally ranting again i've noticed a little disclaimer has started to pop up stating "milk is not a good source of iron".

ahhhhh. small victories.

seedy cycling shoes.

I seedy what you did there. Repped.

i think i may have ranted about thi sone before but fuck it. i feel partially vindicated now. everytime that advert for baby milk (the one where the parent puts an industrial silo sized bottle of milk in front of a baby) came on claiming "you'd have to give your baby this much normal milk to get the same amount of iron as our patented "normal amount of normal milk with added iron"... i found myself internally shouting THAT'S BECAUSE MILK DOESN'T CONTAIN MUCH IRON! IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO CONTAIN IRON! YOU'VE BASICALLY JUST ADDED IRON TO A NATURAL PRODUCT THAT DOENS'T NATURALLY CONTAIN IT THEN MADE AN ISSUE OUT OF THE FACT IT DOESN'T NATURALLY CONTAIN IRON! THAT'S HARDLY FAIR! WHY NOT HAVE A GO AT APPLES FOR NOT CONTAINING MUCH CALCIUM OR CARROTS FOR NOT BEING GREEN?!

anyway - just as i'm about to start internally ranting again i've noticed a little disclaimer has started to pop up stating "milk is not a good source of iron".

ahhhhh. small victories.

"Our advertisements are not a good source of truth"

bikesnob last thursady on the sidi ads:

yet another example of the Universal Rich Roadie Equipment Paradox: "If you can afford it, you are also too heavy to use it." As a corollary to that, if you lust after ridiculous equipment like this, you also wear white cycling shoes:

Just finished watching Paris-Roubaix on Eurosport.. The Sidi ads are unbelievably shit. Contador in a white suit giving it the "homeboy heart thump".. Pozatto.. naked.. NAKED! apart from a pair of Sidi's hiding his genitals. What. The. Fuck.

ha! they topped last year, then? can't wait. stupid music still?

Just saw an advert that got me and the missus speechless for a couple minutes.

a botox advert on television, with syringe to boot.

Just saw an advert that got me and the missus speechless for a couple minutes.

a botox advert on television, with syringe to boot.

Botox in your feet?! whatever next....

FFS.. Anyone seen the cinema ads/billboards for Magnum Gold with Benicio Del Toro? The Oscar winner Benicio Del Toro. Selling a fucking ice cream bar. I had respect for the man and his art. He can't be that short of money can he?? "the best ice Cream we have ever stolen" or some such bollocks. He has truly sold his soul.... WAC

Yeah but is it a good advert? If it's a good ad then's it OK.

Like being a funny racist.