Shit, F***in, annoying adverts

Because most people have realied that a razor blade can be used well past it's best. As blades aren't cheap, people are not replacing them as often as previously. So now we have this bollocks to "teach" us when we need new razors. FFS.

Someone never saw 'Diggit' when they were a kid.

No. you're right, I didn't.

Fearne Cotton is still rank

One day there will be a razor with 20 blades on it. The beard grater, it will shave your whole beard off then your face, then your shaved face etc etc x20 all in a fraction of a second. Will probably have an AAA battery in it too

Use one of these, with hot water and no foam. Best shave you will ever get and if the razor gets a bit dull, sharpen it.

Safety razors are a bunch of wank for people to stupid to be anywhere near anything sharp without killing themselves.

^ 135 dorrah!!!

http://www.theartofshaving.com/shop/product/68020/10

Where do you put the battery?

^ 135 dorrah!!!

http://www.theartofshaving.com/shop/product/68020/10

Last razor you'll ever need to buy.

Safety razor = £5 + £10 a year in fresh blades with inflation factored. One of these handcrafted beauties will have paid for itself in 13 years. On top of that, if some scrote breaks into your house while you're taking a shit, you'll have time to wipe before having to stand up and defend yourself.

On top of that, if some scrote breaks into your house while you're taking a shit, you'll have time to wipe before having to stand up and defend yourself.

Of course, have you considered using the shit? As a deterrent it's on par with the A-bomb

Oh my fucking Christ.. There's an ad for some razor that's set in a garage with a "mechanic" explaining to a punter why his (giant) razor is not running smooth. I want to kick my TV in every time I see it.

amen. the worst thing about it is its blatantly designed for US telly, then someone has a recruited a pair of numptys to spit british over the top of it.

wank.

Of course, have you considered using the shit? As a deterrent it's on par with the A-bomb

Monkeys fling shit, not gentlemen.

desperate times call for desperate measures.

i classify myself as a gentleman mostly, but in all honesty would love to be in a situation where i was forced to make a skat-attack

A kid in my secondary school threw his own out the toilet window into the playground. God's honest truth

I mean no offence and respect what you choose to do in the privacy of your own home, but please understand that, should we ever meet, I'll not shake hands with you.

8 months. That's how long I've been using my most recent Mach 3 blade.
New razors are good for one shave, then they are as shit as old razors, and my stubble grows fairly thick.
P.S. Shaving foam / cream. Pointless waste of money.
Soap does just as good a job, if not better. Don't get me started on after shave moisturising balms or any of that shit! Do I ever moisturise anywhere? No, the only cream I use ever goes on my gooch! Why would I want to moisturise when I shave? puts foot through TV

Why would I want to moisturise when I shave?

Er, shaving rash?

What would you know about shaving? Don't you just get the cat to lick your face? :P

New razors are good for one shave, then they are as shit as old razors, and my stubble grows fairly thick.Soap does just as good a job, if not better. Don't get me started on after shave moisturising balms or any of that shit! Do I ever moisturise anywhere? No, the only cream I use ever goes on my gooch! Why would I want to moisturise when I shave? puts foot through TV

I find adding any face lubes, especially soap actually makes for a poorer and more uncomfortable shave.

I rely on the bit of slimyness that comes out of the little strip. Dont need anything more than that. If using a old school blade, then I use DIY grapeseed/menthol oil mix.

What would you know about shaving? Don't you just get the cat to lick your face? :P

I am of course referring to my yearly shave... ;)

Er, shaving rash?
Is that actually caused by dry skin? I thought it was just the irritation of scraping your face off with a (blunt) razor. Either way, it's gone by tomorrow.

I want a cutthroat razor, but I want the handle to be carved from a tibia.

And the shaving cream to be tallow, rendered from the fat of my enemies.

You must spread some more reputation around...blah blah blah......

Massive RFOL face emoticon

"Nooooo….. I want to do a poo at Paul’s house"

^^ hah

That advert for coreen bailey rae is a pain in the face. Churning out smug whimsical tripe like a black female toploader

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZOm2YhOI4c&feature=player_embedded

That ad is so much bigger than this thread.

Either way, it's gone by tomorrow.

Only just spotted this, never the case for me, always have it a couple of days after. balms always calm down the itchiness.

Everytime I hear "lollipop lollipop oh lolli lollipop.." I feel like killing myself.

YouTube- Old Spice advertisement

got a whole thread of his own he has! http://www.lfgss.com/thread37679.html