Shit, F***in, annoying adverts

That fucking Aquafresh advert where they talk about whitening the bits of your teeth that are hidden between your teeth. Says something like "Our amazing new formula is a paste that transforms into a foam when you start brushing!!!". Newsflash dicks, all toothpaste does this!

If he is the AD its his idea, and a copywriter usually.
Is he at Fallon?

I believe he works for himself.

I remember back in 1998 some cockends did a shitty sting for the football (Euro Cup, World Cup, Twogirlsone Cup or some shite) and it being universally hated. Time Out did us all a service and tracked down the office numbers for the two advertising arseholes in question and printed them so that we could all call up and call them cunts.

Go on, you know you want to.

no chance. :P

As an avid speed walker myself i find the fact that they banned it offensive, as this insinuates that speed walking is an exclusively homosexual activity - if they had researched this properly they would have found that it is an activity enjoyed by many when leaving the local pub enroute to nearest kebab shop.

@arducius

http://www.tellyads.com/show_movie.php?filename=TA7141

Are you talking about that ad?

The look on the girlfriends face on the ad is the look of "You are such a man for using exploding mouthwash ... take me now"

load of shite.

you actually watch that shit? hahahah

Every so often I need to vegetate in front of the telly.

If he is the AD its his idea, and a copywriter usually.
Is he at Fallon?

Ahem, point of order. Creative teams always consist of an art director and copywriter, it's quite often (although not always) that the core idea for an ad comes out of the line that the writer creates. For example, "got any thoughts on that Snickers job? Mmm, how about 'Get Some Nuts'? Ooh, we could get someone really cool and hard telling someone who is being a complete pansy to htfu - what you mean like Mr T? Fuck yes! What's the budget on this?! Fuck, phone Jeremy and tell him we've cracked it - then let's go to the pub! Hurrah!"

Plus an art director could also be the person to dress a set on a shoot (nothing to do with badgers).

@arducius

http://www.tellyads.com/show_movie.php?filename=TA7141

Are you talking about that ad?

The look on the girlfriends face on the ad is the look of "You are such a man for using exploding mouthwash ... take me now"

load of shite.

Nah it's not that one, but that's just as shit. That guy is a proper cunt, and the voiceover guy ... twat!

Those fucking Meerkats adverts! 'Simples' my arse!

the new (to Dorset) m&s ones with a bra on, containing voluminous tits, now im as much for a nice pair as anyone else, but, m & s playing on the 'dont get many of them for a pound' classic banter........ads plumbing new (old) depths of banality,

^

normally I wouldn't be against breasts being shown on the TV, but I don't like the sound of that neither.

you're not supposed to like the sound of it Lucas!

poor choice of wording on my part.

nah I dont know if its on t.v because I havent got the cathode ray nipple in the house, but its on massive billboards--like these tits are bearing down on ya.....

The wickes advert about "slow grown" wood. I thought all wood was grown slowly?!

nah I dont know if its on t.v because I havent got the cathode ray nipple in the house, but its on massive billboards--like these tits are bearing down on ya.....

Anti-tv elitism again..... :=P

The Virgin Trains advert needs to be shot. The blokes face at the end where his lady friend whispers in his ear makes me ills.

Two words

"Go compaaaaaaaare"

Do one you tit

They can fuck right off, frankly. I hope they've seen traffic to their shit website plummet since they started that fucking awful ad campaign.

I bet some fixie riding Shoreditch type on here came up with it too! :P

Has anyone seen that 'we buy any car ad' too? Whomever came up with that should be damned to hell for eternity and be locked into an unending cycle of draining the lymph fluid out of cliveo's arse.

They can fuck right off, frankly. I hope they've seen traffic to their shit website plummet since they started that fucking awful ad campaign.

I bet some fixie riding Shoreditch type on here came up with it too! :P

Probably Richies mate, the same fella that did those wank mobile phone ads in Trafalgar Sq with all the whoppers singin

Has anyone seen that 'we buy any car ad' too? Whomever came up with that should be damned to hell for eternity and be locked into an unending cycle of draining the lymph fluid out of cliveo's arse.

Awful, awful stuff

Same as those mobile phone recycling ads

They can fuck right off, frankly. I hope they've seen traffic to their shit website plummet since they started that fucking awful ad campaign.

I bet some fixie riding Shoreditch type on here came up with it too! :P

I am ashamed to say I know who created it, it was Chris Wilkins and Sian Vickers or are also responsible for this atrocity
YouTube- Sheila's wheels

Jonathan Glazer's career's safe then

Me and Pistanator earlier.