Knife porn thread

Girly knife:

i've never seen the chocolate bar attachment on mine
i've only got the thing for getting the things out of horses hooves with

Ah thats shit, clearly you didn't get the deluxe model!

nor have i seen the limited barbie edition / essex girl edition !

although that seems to be missing the pot of fake tan

I thought that was mandatory with that model, anyways kids just remember....anything else is just not a fucking RAMBO knife ok?!:

You know what fuck it lets turn this into a barbie appreciation thread, I bet there are some peeps on here with some serious barbie collections......show yourselves.

hmmm
i'll post my collection of 300 once i get some photos

here's a link to my fave barbie collectors page

http://www.luxist.com/2008/09/09/the-worlds-most-expensive-barbie-debuts-in-mexico/

i have the vintage diamond barbie thought by some to be the most valuable of them all

heres a post from someone who really doesn't understand my hobby

" While People are Starving all over the world I guess guess what people need is a $94,000 dollar Barbie!
This is what we have come to as a world. What a shame! "

no shame on you sir

What a wanker, clearly he's one of those starving folk who is just jealous of your superior barbie collection.

In keeping with the porn theme:

what puzzles me is why so many barbie websites are classified as porn ?
to many up the 1960's minidress shots i guess
or stuff similar to that above !

A small selection from my personal stash....sensored for obvious reasons:

Essex girl barbie....complete with fake tan, "brunette is the new blonde" hairstyle, and actual "tramp stamp™" above the arse crack:

sexy time

i wish i was in there with them looks awesome

Essex girl barbie, Limited edition "I get pregnant to get a free council flat" chav edition:

Fucking awesome.. deserves 100 reposts..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWRyj5cHIQA

no no....we all know what deserves 100 reposts:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z19zFlPah-o

I thought that'd already had 100 reposts and we were due a new leader?

You're probably right, maybe this thread is drifting a little off topic.

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1 Attachment

Nice.....multiple screws anybody?

The bloke who made the Randall knife video is a loser.

3-in-1!