Do you love your knive? (AKA knive appreciation thread)

it's fucking *KNIFE* for fucks sake!!!!!!

sorry.please dont stab me....

Knife = singular......as in 1 knife
Knives = plural......as a whole bunch of knives.

English. That is what was murdered in the OP. Stabbed, slashed to death.

Poor old English, funny that it upsets some people so.

This thread has knived (sic) me through my dorsal fin, and will cause me to get out more knifes (sic) with which to injure myself.

What we need is a Why Are You Murdering English thread.

Plats....over to you.

;)

Knife = singular......as in 1 knife
Knives = plural......as a whole bunch of knives.

English. That is what was murdered in the OP. Stabbed, slashed to death.

Poor old English, funny that it upsets some people so.

This thread has knived (sic) me through my dorsal fin, and will cause me to get out more knifes (sic) with which to injure myself.

phew s'alright den fort i messed it up dinni?

Anyway.......I really don't get it.

Was it all a wind up? Can someone really love something, but not know how to spell it?

Isn't sort of like asking your girlfriend to marry you, but calling her the wrong name entirely? Then when she corrects you, you argue with her,
because you are convinced that after two years of going out with her, that her name is Barbara....but its actually Stephanie?

Must be a joke like.

This pastry_lover, isn't Dan Quayle by any chance? I mean, I could get sliced up by the CIA, FBI or MI5 or Doris Day.

i just want to say a big LOL@GA2G for your responses on the first page of this thread

(laughing at you, not with you).

my dad has one of these:

Mine too. His regiment were all Gurkhas, and they gave him two whilst they were serving with him. They got a lot of use when he was on border patrol in Hong Kong, hacking the foliage away. Really nice.

I've got a Sabatier chefs knife that is a beaut. Global are wicked, but are really high maintenance.

i just want to say a big LOL@GA2G for your responses on the first page of this thread

(laughing at you, not with you).

You just wanted to say that? Cheers lpg. Glad synapses are still firing ok.

I have a British Army Servuce khukuri from these excellent people: http://www.himalayan-imports.com - cracking quality, small enough not to be a pain to carry, heavy enough that I've cut down a fairly sizeable willow tree with it. Also the wonderful (and rather huge) bowie-type knife I've attached a picture of, also from HI. Two Benchmade 710HS and a Lighweight Axis complete the collection.

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why did you get all upset about a thread about knives? were you drunk last night?

lpg, I've seen nasty knife wounds, and none of them done by accident.

It would be good to glorify pastry-making, haute cuisine, even f*cking fish-n-chips, but I stand against glorifying knives.

I have owned knives. My father gave me a knife he used to cut bones with (he's a retired veterinarian). I also owned a US Marine Kabar blade.

I don't own them anymore, nor would I.

ffs, this thread isn't about glorifying the violent use of knives!

that's an insane thing to say. i might expect it if it was a thread about guns, because they're designed to wound and kill.

knives don't kill people, it's the person behind the knife that does.

ffs, this thread isn't about glorifying the violent use of knives!

exactly.

lpg, what do you think the first ever knife was used for?

It was indubitably a weapon, with which to help kill prey. Food eating was still done with hands back then.

First use.....a weapon.

Maybe I see more, because of the information I've come across in my life.

Am I a bad person if im highly entertained by this thread?

no, that's bollocks. you don't have a better understanding on knives because you're black and there are more knife-related problems in your community.

oh fuck hides

On a serious note, I was amazed to see the knife bin across the pub (Mitre?) at the end of the memorial ride. It was painted in graffiti style with bloodied knives and things like "bin your knife" or something. Boggled my mind.

Oh, and shit thread, stupid association of cooking utensils with murder, fucking class A punning and excellent standard general rudeness.

Subscribed.

no, that's bollocks. you don't have a better understanding on knives because you're black and there are more knife-related problems in your community.

In my community? .........because I'm black?

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

I'll leave it there. Everyone can read what you wrote, and draw their own opinions.

uh-oh.

did i cross the line with that one?

Balki, you always get a chuckle out of me. repped.

GA2G: i personally couldn't give a toss about knives, they hold no interest for me, but my dad meticulously looks after a set of lovely global knifes. Are you implying that my father has a deep-seated, even primitive impulse to use them as a weapon should an opportunity arise? Personally I DON'T FUCKING THINK SO. Saying that, he does sometimes stroke our cat backwards just to be annoying, the mean old sod.