Rant

Fucking paypal.
I've sold 2 things recently, 1 through ebay, 1 through the forum. Both were paid for through paypal.
I've sold many many things in the past using paypal, on ebay and off ebay. It must be hundreds of things.
So this time, I get an email saying
Funds availability details
"Because you have recently started to sell with PayPal but you do not have any prior selling history with us, we need to ensure there were no problems with any transactions. Payments you receive will be held in your pending balance and then moved into your available balance within 21 days. This is part of our security process and helps us continue to be a safer way to buy and sell.
You will be considered a new seller until you have:

Completed 10 transactions without any buyer disputes, claims or returns.

Waited 60 days from the date you receive your first payment.
After you've completed these steps, your money may be available within 7-14 days."

So now I have to wait 74 fucking days until I can touch that money, ridiculous! I'm never using paypal again. Ever.

Great start to morning - top bike in 2 bike stand fell on my Cinelli underneath - dent in Cinelli top tube. Mash now has Gash - need one of dems stickers Fuxxake.

Next - Van MOT at 11.30. Ha!

for fuck sake i was all set to go to France tomorrow for a short holiday to see my family and looked at the tickets and realized i book my dates in march and not February

CUNT!!!!!!!!!

i feel slightly better

Someone. Shut. That. Fucking. Car. Alarm. Off. Please.

^This
2 days on and it's still screeching
Someone. Steal. That. Fucking. Car. Please.

I got an automated fraud alert call on my mobile from Barclays. The automated female voice made no sense so I opted for a human. I don’t know what part of the Indian subcontinent he hailed from but that conversation did nothing to help either. The third option was to attend any branch of Barclays and they would make the call on my behalf. I now know that a Mr Pol Pot and his Khmer Rouge chums are spending £211 of my/Barclays’ money in sunny Cambodia having cloned my Connect card. CLINTS. csb etc.

Fucking betting advertisements. Everywhere. All the time. Do the general public bet enough to warrant all these ads and services?

Yes, I'd wager.

Fucking betting advertisements. Everywhere. All the time. Do the general public bet enough to warrant all these ads and services?

Meet you at the bookies at lunchtime Pifko.

Bloody Spotify web player, playing the same one advert all the damn time.
No I am not going to sign up to Join.Me, now or fucking ever.

Almost a year since I first ranted about it on here and I'm still in the same fucking job. Basically there are some people in this company who are cunts.

Bloody Spotify web player, playing the same one advert all the damn time.
No I am not going to sign up to Join.Me, now or fucking ever.

i paid about $4 for my spotify premium account, had it for over a year now. If you look around you can get it cheap.

It's the second year in a row that the pass rate has fallen for gcse's, I personally did mine last year and got good (4 A, 8 B, 3 C, 2 D) grades thankfully but there is no need to make things harder for secondary school students..

Fuck sake, why can't people ebay properly anymore?

7 cases in the last ten days.

Admittedly one of those was for a frame that got damaged by the useless cunts at My Herpes.

Three for items not received, one for a wiring loom that doesn't fit the bike it's supposed to, one for a wheel that was described as 'bearings good' when it should have been 'bearings good for the bin', and one for a non payer who 'accidentally' bid.

I hate this stupid fucking hotel. I never want to set foot inside another Hilton as long as I live. It's shit, scandalously over-priced, soulless, horrible shit and I want to get the fuck out. Three nights stuck in this dump at the end of an otherwise dream trip has really put a kink in my happy and soured memories of great holiday. Hate it. Hate it. Hate it.

Don't use ebay. 10% final value fee? Get fucked.

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Thanks to a few people I have never actually met, who are haIf my age there's every chance I may have some dirty ailment. Absolutely doused in cups of warm piss last night... Twice! Never happened in 24 years of going to gigs. I think I'd understand it if we'd been at a pub gig in 78 or I'd been in the crossfire when Keanu Reeves attempted Reading Festival, but Arctic Monkeys? They comb their hair on stage for fucks sake and this stuff was flying in all directions.

Dodgy little Loreal gel encrusted, Ben Sherman sporting runts who think gigging and stag dos on the Costa Del Cunt are interchangable can fuck right off. If only any of us had had the ability to freeze time, observe the yellow arc and define the culprits there would have been some medieval retribution dealt out last night and no mistake. If you're so excited by glittery fireworks and loud music that you can't control your bladder your owners shouldn't let you out at night.

Guess that'll learn me for waiting until a band are playing in echoey corporate hellchambers before doling out my hard earned to see them live. Arena gigs can fuck right off but pubescent trollspawn on a fucking lads night should restrict themselves to the pavement outside 'Crystals' where very violent bouncers can identify them for the twats they are and bash them about until they learn to keep their Hep B riddled scumjuice where it belongs..

Not very happy that some idiot cyclist with slower stopping reactions/ability than a sloth on skunk, ploughed straight in to my dog on the Surrey Canal path earlier today. She was incredulous that the poor hound didn't know the different between one side of the path and the other, and actually shouted this at my dog. She didn't even apologise. C**t.

Fortunately Hats was there, as I was too stunned by this woman to yell at her myself. Grrrr.

The dog was fine by the way and probably forgot about the incident long before I will.

^^ Euw! This fluid lobbing at gigs seems to occur more and more. My memories of one Blur gig are completely, well, blurred by the recollection of being splattered, and the anticipation it for the duration of the evening.

Though I've always (wishfully?) assumed it to be beer not piss...

I used to go to at least 3 or 4 gigs a week and loads of festivals. Now, more often than not, I find the experience more annoying than enjoyable.

^^ Euw! This fluid lobbing at gigs seems to occur more and more. My memories of one Blur gig are completely, well, blurred by the recollection of being splattered, and the anticipation it for the duration of the evening.

Though I've always (wishfully?) assumed it to be beer not piss...

I used to go to at least 3 or 4 gigs a week and loads of festivals. Now, more often than not, I find the experience more annoying than enjoyable.

At reading this year all the security explained how if it went away from the stage it was water they've handed out and if it went towards the stage it was piss , first and now last reading festival done and dusted

Stand at the back and aim at the dickheads after an asparagus and pot noodle breakfast.

Jeez, I thought the gits who just stood there camera-phoning the gig (and I do mean the *whole *gig) were annoying, but that takes the piss (pun intended).

^ That's still very annoying.

Probably using phone cam as a periscope. Short people find gigs pretty dull sometimes.