Rant

To the fucking "I'm a rebel" dirt bike with road tyres, urban camoflage, bomber jacket, straight-though exhaust, long key-chain, skull ring wearing, DM booted motorcycling shitbag (who thinks your Dennis Hopper, but who's 40, lives at your Mum's - but talks to her like shit) that just knocked over three cyclists in the ASL box and rode off:

I'M SORRY. I REALLY AM. IT WAS ALL OUR FAULT.

SORRY. SORRY. SORRY.

To the greedy tradesman who is working in my building and is constantly trying to blag written off items from my department that have to be accounted for. You are a selfish cunt who is going to put other people's jobs at risk. You earn more than most of us so if you want something just fucking pay for a new one.

Apology - to the Beemer driver who almost hit me while texting yesterday, then repeatedly swerved at me screaming when I yelled at him to put his phone away. I'm really sorry that I told you I'd accept your offer of a fight, and then got you to follow me straight to a police car (with a witness who'd been cycling behind us) and dobbed you in. It was mean of me.

Of course, if you'd been looking at the road ahead, rather than your phone and the cyclist you were trying to hit, you'd have seen the police car, but I still feel I took advantage of your retardation and anger issues.

Nicely played.

^ This.

You useless fucking cunt. It really isn't that hard to reverse park without driving into my car. The fact you drove off without leaving a note or details makes you an even bigger cunt. Both passenger side doors, Ffffuuuuuuuuuuuuu.

I hope you wake one day to discover that you are infact James Martin. CUNT!

I have a James Martin 8" chefs knife. I really have been happy with this purchase, I am now beginning to fear the worst. sinks head to palm

I guess if one is to be a cunt this is the best forum to frequent.

Morphy richards are gits, my slow cooker pot has cracked with no sign of damage. Managed to break the lid on the rice cooker and to top it all

Then all 3 spare presta valve 26inch tubes have valves that are coming away from the rubber.

This person HAS to be on here;
http://totallycranked.tumblr.com/

Fucking Barclays. I checked my bank balance yesterday to make sure I had enough to pay rent. I had just enough with a little spare which I used to buy some drinks with. I check my bank today before paying my rent and I have way too little money as a large direct debit and a few other things like my phone bill all came out last night after I checked the balance. They should have gone out a week ago, but apparently not.

fucking hdnl.

ordered something from amazon prime to arrive guaranteed on 31st dec. instead it arrived in depot 2am that morning and has fucking sat there since.

fucking cunting computer work I hate it

^ had some Finance woman picking her keyboard up and bashing it on the desk the other day having a right old tantrum (I ignored her) - she then turned round and asked 'Is there something wrong with the system?'

I said 'Well personally speaking I'm up for a change to a Meritocracy'

i.e. America? Look how well that's working.

My rant- why do I always seem to buy shoes that are either slightly too large, or slightly too small?

I think I should go to a cobbler and get some made, and then just get them resoled (and possibly re-uppered) for the next 40 years.

So in a "common sense" versus "ner-ner ner ner-neeeer" disagreement over parking spaces at work some mouth breathing neanderthal finds it appropriate to refer to my colleague and I as "The dyke and the wierdo".

Person who overheard homophobic remark isn't prepared to get involved, and we know nothing would get done in this stupid company anyway. Time to print some CVs off.

Report that shit anyway, make sure there is at least some sort of record of it, keep a record yourself. Then photoshop pictures of them all bumming.

I'm keeping a record, but sadly it's a second-hand account with the person who heard it not prepared to get involved. My guess is the outcome would be the knuckle dragger stays but will suspect the wierdo or dyke of grassing him up.

This company is so badly run and we're both planning on leaving anyway (I'm moving from the area). The place is welcome to all the idiots and bigots and can run itself into the ground once 2 of their few competent staff have gone.

I reckon it's still worth having on their records, just in case future things happen. Then do a bunch of weird gay stuff and record their reactions. Then shit in their CD drives.

Like holding hands, that's well weird and gay.

The wierd guy and the suspected lesbian holding hands, that would confuse his tiny mind!
Neanterthal doesn't (probably can't) use a computer. I'll shit in his van instead.

Good shout, put rainbow sprinkles on it, so he knows who it's from.

Well who would have guessed that replacement pads for the massively popular Avid BB5 disc brake seem to be considered by LBS's in SE London to be a special order item that they don't stock.

And they wonder why people run to the internet to shop.

They should give free sweets with minor purchases also.

try here

http://superstar.tibolts.co.uk/index.php?cPath=21

they also do discount on multiple packs it works out really cheap. tom. and myself use their kevlar pads - a mid way ground between sintered and organic

^ordered some semi-organics on Friday from Superstar after noticing a bit of brake fade on way to work which very rapidly became 'nobrakes' on the way home.

Pads absolutely fucking fucked on inspection, being able to spin the wheel by hand whilst hauling on the lever was a bit disconcerting.

sorry, not much help then.