Epic win

Crap landing.

At least he landed.

"chestal"?

it's medical jargon for boobies.

Do not pass Go, do not collect £200.

I liked the scrabble story.

oh man. much as i hate to nominate myself two wins in two days*

*aside, i don't hate it at all. i LIVE for it.

but i just did a cracking, albeit entirely unintentional, dad joke win.

a few weeks back i saw these cute little scrabble tile pendants in the sunday times magazine. the missus (who's a big scrabble fan) was away on holiday at the time so i thought, "that'll make a nice gift" and ordered one with her initial on. they sold out due to the times piece, so took a while but turned up today.

the lady friend just rang me from the flat to say "guess what i'm wearing?" after a few not very funny and intentionally wrong guesses she told me. i asked her to send me a picture. the picture just arrived. a close up of the chestal area with the scrabble tile pendant perched on top.

without thinking i replied

"nice rack".

hehehe

Pics or it didn't happen..

busted. i made the whole thing up.

thanks balki. i was thinking of you while typing it. contrary to EEI's accusations i wasn't drunk at all. i was just experimenting with your trademark "having a mental breakdown" style of posting. it didn't go all that well for me i don't think.

i am quite drunk now though. bed soon. have to go and play on the railway in the morning.

Do not pass Go, do not collect £200.

you're obviously not a cluedo player.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEKOhPvvw-c&feature=related

That was spectacular!

i was just experimenting with your trademark "having a mental breakdown" style of posting. it didn't go all that well for me i don't think.

I dont think it goes all that well for me either.

3 hours til the weekend. :)

After the difficult task of explaining Quantum entanglement to my 5 year old (thankyou for that one Discovery Sci-Fi), this morning. For the first time he said he wanted to be a scientist like daddy when he grows up. "its like magic, but real"

Floated to work this morning.

It'll be striaght back to scuba diver the next time we're at the aquarium.

But I'll enjoy it while it lasts.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEKOhPvvw-c&feature=related

Epic fail for an Irishman being called English though.

Loyalist?

He'd be racing for Team GB then.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEKOhPvvw-c&feature=related

Nuknow in repost shocker!

Maybe he's tired with the sectarian violence?

He'd be racing for Team GB then.

Or he was renamed as a punishment.
Like Polish done to Roma Gypsies under a communist rule.

Maybe he's tired with the sectarian violence?

But, it's the best kind of violence...

The best violence is during the American Apparel's sale.

Nah, it's when Topshop open a new store. Casualties at a fucking shop opening. Get real ffs

Dooks you should ask the missus for a night out on the tiles to repay your generosity.

http://www.incredibox.fr/