Epic win

I love dogs. My gf hated dogs, now likes the idea of them but is very allergic.

Enjoy it for those who can’t.

Have you been around any dogs with poodle in them? My sister in law is allergic to most dogs but my mum's poodle crosses (chosen specifically for their hypoallergenic qualities) don't set her off.

Now that you mention it I don’t recall if she’s been allergic to my grandmas French. We’ve done a few borrowmydoggy with poodle mixes and we get a 20-30 minute window but she always starts sniffling and sneezing.

I'm on the hunt for a hypo for the same reason.

I fear I may never be allowed a dog 😔

I am assuming that’s a typo and you want a hippo as a pet.

The Escobar school of pet ownership...

I'm pretty sure hippo isn't house trained.

plus the cost of feeding @hippy

ah. hippO. yeah, that's more doable.

Thanks for nothing, that's a mental image that can't be unseen.

Ah, my work here is done.

*leans back contentedly*

Genuinely epic:

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Evil genius.

Lol

just down the road from sbc cycles a week or two back

a steel drum band
guy in the middle was the tuneful one
the other three the rhythm section
real funky, great sound and they were enjoying it

made me want to play one

Steel pans, as my daughter who played them at school, would often correct me.

straight out of compton done in a bavarian style

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/px6f58/i_turned_straight_outta_compton_into_a_bavarian/

This post and the comments hit me in the feels for some reason
https://twitter.com/kevharrison_/status/1443062146510860289

Balloon is a sport:
https://twitter.com/dhtoomey/status/1449771074036670469

Definite win.

I saw a couple of brothers doing this on insta the other day, had no idea it was a thing! It's amazing... That court...

A friend called his local vaccine centre today in west London to book an appointment for his booster jab. The hold music was The Police - Don’t Stand So Close To Me.

This needs fitting as standard to all BMWs.

https://twitter.com/arduino/status/1452956584997527559?s=20

May require some zooming in.

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https://twitter.com/WorldBollard/status/1457674903423967236