Epic win

https://www.reddit.com/r/LV426/comments/b3ekyl/my_school_did_a_play_version_of_alien_heres_a/

I once wrote a bot that found people replying to Prison Paul and then
replied to them with a UK TV catchphrase and saw how long it it could
keep it going. It was quite effective.

Never a truer word.

this weeks 8 out of 10 cats does countdown
one of the funniest tv moments of the last 12 months

you'll know it when you get to it

Up there with the glory holes moment?

Military lessons learned from the battle of Wakanda

"The world is blessed that Steve Rogers never made it past captain. The Battle of Wakanda in Avengers: Infinity War is a master class in how not to use an infantry battalion. However, from his failure, we can extract some fundamental lessons"

Epic fail for the economically and socially illiterate Toby Young, epic win for the professor who hands him his freshly-flayed arse.

Depressing how he persists in stupidity while being repeatedly shown to be stupid, even more depressing that the BBC keeps giving this choleric inferiority complex on legs a platform.

Farage forgets to register website so Led by Donkeys registers it instead.

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Exploring London win... https://twitter.com/arembooks/status/1122391387134144512

my hero.

Why was a man riding a bike with a FIREPLACE around his neck in Leigh?

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Van driver appeals road rage fine of £250, gets it bumped to £1000 plus two weeks' jail:

https://www.oxfordmail.co.uk/news/17610906.didcot-road-rage-bully-jamie-kent-appealing-250-fine-is-instead-sent-to-prison/

I think he's suffering from hearthburn.

I'm really struggling to dismantel that piece.

I had grate expectations.

That geezer's mantel.

you’d have to get really fired up before trying something like that.

He flue past me earlier too.

that is really is grate

Not wishing to stoke the flames on this, but didn't she tell him to fetch some chicken breast, rather than chimney breast?

Brings a new meaning to 'oversized headset'

Not enough appreciation for this excellent outcome. Sounds like a dangerous bastard.

Midget gets a milkshake

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKEPgY3Cogc#

it's a great day for fash getting up close and personal with foodstuffs. they deserve far, far worse.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKvuNBssXG8