Epic win

Soo want that.

imagine this bloke was your dad.

It would suck. I'm pretty sure everyone would call you "dung-stain".

let them! then your dad could sue them. in spaaaaaaaaaaace!

If that was my profession I'd insist on being called a meteorlawyergist

Not a Barristar?

or planattorney-at-law etc

Soliceitor?

Qc-d2.

Shit QC3PO

^was genuinely about to nerg you for missing that.

It would have been a fair scope guv'.

Gideon 0 - 1 The People

Utter cunt.

imagine this bloke was your dad.

A friend of mine is currently studying law. He mentioned he wants to practice space law.

#csb

Up through the magistratosphere?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-news-from-elsewhere-25574651

Dutch web designer lands job after posting pics of him in his underwear in the house. Looking like well...

Only in The Netherlands?

This is roughly how I got the job in 2007, after placing an "ironic" ad on Gumtree.

GoPro: Backflip Over 72ft Canyon - Kelly McGarry Red Bull Rampage 2013 - YouTube

With his heavy breathing it's like Blair Witch meets BMX bandits. Got me sweaty palmed. These are sports peeps that deserve millions not soccerballers.

This is from the Darwin awards but I think he shows a level ingenuity:

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...unlike this dude:

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Not that dude, that's a car. I don't think everything written under a photo is true.

At least not true of that photo.

Those are stock photos. Nobody believes writing without pictures (that's why I don't buy the Bible)

Praise the lard