Epic win

LiveLeak.com - Man shows his friends how strong he really is

Donkey. Y u no piss on stupid man? Y donkey y?

I had a productive day today after a day of total fail yesterday, in spite of the ridiculous conditions outside which seem to be embodying a somewhat restless Christmas spirit.

I got to Alchemy Coffee (near St. Paul's) just in the nick of time - in fact I was their last customer of the yea,r so the lovely manager Paul gave me three bags full of wool amazing espresso beans for a really silly price. Should last a week or so ;)

I also saw two old friends, did a special delivery of a VIPackage destined for Dubai, finished buying the family presents, making all my edible gifts and doing the prep for Christmas dinner - Florentines, truffles, Viennese shortbread, bread sauce, ice-cream, cranberry sauce, rum sauce, choc fondant pudding, 3 different stuffings, red cabbage/apple in port, and spiced nuts. Praise be for freezers. Nearly started peeling the veg but managed to restrain myself.

Got the MacBooked in to Genius Bar for Saturday - hoping my Xmas miracle will be it sparking back to life between now and then though.

OMG far tl;dr - Xmas almost sorted.

Jeez, my Xmas was sorted with three clicks on ebay and a promise to bring a bottle to the family do.

Jeez, my Xmas was sorted with three dicks on ebay and a promise to bring a bottle to the family do.

Maybe the kerning, maybe the small screen... Maybe it was my mind...

Maybe it was the echoing ossified cavern that my mind was meant to occupy...

.

ugh

please god let this be true. I promise not to do anything stupid or bad for at least 24 hrs if this annoying little shit is retiring.
why don't you just not listen to him? same result, different method.

Today in Covent Garden I heard a bloke saying to his girl "Shut up and kiss me."
Awwww, romance is clearly alive and well in London.

[I then went to the Apple store round the corner to learn that my MacBook was very much dead, and because of my own idocy. This is a major fail, even by my standards :(]

Oh no, how did you kill it?

Here you go.

8 year-olds, Dude...

Oh no, how did you kill it?

Threw one too many glasses of water over it :(

what model is (was) it?
I have a good old one with a duff battery

MacBook Pro 2009/10 15 inch. Hard drive was the only thing worth saving. Are you selling? How old is yours?

maybe not epic, but there isn't a 'quite amusing medium win' thread

Drugs at Work 2: Christmas (cocaine, LSD, Ketamine) - YouTube

Why is this a win on any level?

because he's done some important research so you don't have to

Oh, I lolled.
Miss working in media.

agreed Eightball, i now know to never do ket, i think i'd chunder all that rocking back and fourth.

fucking hilarious too when hes just laughing his tits off at nothing, drugs are weird.

Never say never, ket can be a lot of fun, but not there.

Piers Morgan gets rib broken by hostile Aussie fast bowler Brett Lee!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ePx61TkXKY

The guy deserves to win SPOTY purely for that!

^ Brrr....

That and the "can my budgies marry each other" putdown on the legal gay marriage thread somewhere are very good putdowns in my book.

http://laughingsquid.com/the-emperors-cabinet-a-large-wooden-star-wars-at-at-wet-bar/