Only twats ride with worn cleats

If I lie on my right side, it doesn't seep so much and so that is what I am doing. It is very dull.

Presumably the fluid is still being produced though? Does it flood out when you roll over?
This must be really frustrating for you Clive. Hope you see improvements real soon.

konijn, thank you for that, although it makes rather depressing reading.

The optimal treatment of Morel-Lavallée lesions is controversial.

wvm, if I lie wound up, the dripping is less but it then builds up under the skin. As soon as I move, it floods out. I am just hoping we can dress it sufficiently to allow me to get to work on Monday. It is becoming rather boring. Thanks for you kind wishes.

Just got through a night without soiling the sheets. Progress!

dont want to know about your incontinence too

your weeping pus filled buttock is enough

journal of medical case reports would be interested in your muscular trauma.

Clive, hope it's getting better for you. See you sometime soon?

I hope the lack of daily news leaks means it's been getting better, Clive?

Either that or he has drowned in his own lymph fluid...

I hope it's the former!

I have been doing a demi-flounce. My lack of cycling over the past seven weeks has made me feel rather underqualified to participate in most discussions on here and my lack of certainty as to when I might ride again, has led me to avoid the Rides and Races section.

I am still seeping. I dripped my way through three days of meetings at the beginning of last week and then went home at lunchtime on Thursday feeling very low and dark spirited and spent the next three and a half days lying on my righthand sidetrying to allow healing to occur. The seeping seemed to be reducing and hope was returning but I have now been in work all day today and have a full schedule this week. I am swollen and once more somewhat dispirited. I see the surgeon on Thursday evening.

At least the wound hasn't become infected this time around. It is very sore with 18 staples holding it together and innumerable stitches and glue inside me. Hopefully, this soreness is all part of healing and it will all suddenly clear up and my bikes will beckon once more. For now, no estimated date of return.

:(

We can only wish you a speedier recovery.

Let us know if you want to meet up sans bike at some point!

Clive, don't let a lack of cycling experience or knowledge put you off posting. Good grief man if everyone followed this example the forum would be left to Oliver and hippy, can you imagine what a twisted place it would become?

Wishing you a speedy and complete recovery, fingers, eyes, and legs crossed.

Oh, man. Wishing you all the best...

never met you clive, but followed this thread and just wish you all the best and hope that you are finally on the road to recovery. hope that your next visit to the doctor is a positive one

To alleviate some of the boredom Clive, maybe you could consider how to show off your arse scare once you've healed.

Here's some inspiration to get you started;

^ Dale's looking positively radiant.

Cliveo can't be arsed to post here anymore

Tme for bum punning thread?

James, I have been the **but **of many jokes recently. People seem unable to desist from cracking them. I have learnt to turn the other cheek as I can't be arsed to be offended.

Pour effort.

I think that despite the puns and jokes an'-al that, we should all wish Cliveo all the best.

Ooh, that was terrible. If there was a league table of puns, that would definitely be at the bottom.

Eventually we'll be able to put this thread behind us and move on.

Eventually it will be a distant memory, like some seepia-tinted photograph.

Cliveo's a brave man for keeping his sense of humour about all this, ooze to say we could do the same in his situation?

If there's any was I can ass-ist you, don't hesitate to let me know.

K, bored now.