Only twats ride with worn cleats

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Most sinister post of the day.

i hate to say it UTFS http://www.londonfgss.com/thread13379.html
but i guess the answer remains: see your GP

There's a minor injuries unit at st barts (you work in the city right?) go there before work or for an extended lunch break (I went there and was seen within 30 mins)...

Seemingly innocuous sacks of fluid can develop into all kinds of horrible shit...

Just look at Boris Johnson...

hahahaha!

Hi to you all,Yes it's me again with an insignificant pearl of wisdom.Clive,sorry to hear of your Lack, in DUTY OF CARE to YOURSELF.It does not happen with Berthet Lyotard Platforms-Christophe Toe Clips & Christophe Straps.I have the option of switching from Cleats, etc to my Vittoria Perforated Leather Shoes and the old way of fastening myself to my steeds.The Vittoria Shoes etc win hands down every time.I have created float with my nail on plates to keep my new knee happy and my old buggered one(replacement pending)comfortable.In 48yrs of antics on two wheels(Strapped In) iv'e only failed twice to date to free myself,once in 1962 when some twat of a coach driver shoved me into tram lines outside Lime St Station,Liverpool and once on the track at Bootle Stadium,Liverpool when playing silly buggers in the wet.Happy & Safe Riding To You All,and in particular to Clive.

A friend of mine had a hideous car crash while youuger that led to him nearly losing an arm. he has bad scarring fro the accident but always has a fat hand due to poor lymph drainage - he can make a finger dent in it which will last minutes. it causes him no bother whatsoever. im not a doctor.

Thank you all for your suggestions. I have an appointment to see a doctor tomorrow and hopefully he or she will point to ways in which I can improve the aesthetics of my arse. It may just be a matter of time but Mrs O is an impatient woman.

but Clive

your swollwen buttocks are the only thing large enough for my lumpen frame to draught behind, I may have to contact your GP to ensure a slow recovery

James, rest assured that my buttock will still be large; simply more symmetrical.

also how do i contact Mrs O in order to request a weekend exeat pass for yourself for La Marmotte?

I am sure if you explain how your fixie skidder friends will mock you for being fat unless you come for the ride she will understand.

However with my smooth and refind use of the cunting english language I am postive I can pursuade her to let you free for the few days if you fail.

Sadly James, I have broached the subject. Initially she said that I was going nowhere unless I had my arse seen to. I am doing this. She then observed that the reason that I missed the Dunwich Dynamo this year most probably will affect the Marmotte next year. If the same weekend as this year, the Marmotte will clash with the end of year festivities at our daughters' school. While the elder left this year, the younger leaves next summer and I am duty bound to attend and see her presented with her record of achievement and do "dad dancing" at the leavers' ball (hopefully with a buttock reduced by both the affects of surgery and cycling, inter alia, the ToI, ToW and P-R).

Need to check dates.

too late

the petition has started

https://www.londonfgss.com/thread25572.html#post815311

DJ, if it is really a clash of dates you better start convincing the headmistress of said academic intuition to change arrangements for next summer. As always, I am certain you will find the right arguments.

I was thinking we could deploy the lotharios of lfgss with the challenge of who can make the headmistress most dramatically fall from grace (eg unwanted pregnancy, shagging on the lacrosse pitch etc). Once we have leverage the dates can change.

Sadly James, I have broached the subject. Initially she said that I was going nowhere unless I had my arse seen to. I am doing this. She then observed that the reason that I missed the Dunwich Dynamo this year most probably will affect the Marmotte next year. If the same weekend as this year, the Marmotte will clash with the end of year festivities at our daughters' school. While the elder left this year, the younger leaves next summer and I am duty bound to attend and see her presented with her record of achievement and do "dad dancing" at the leavers' ball (hopefully with a buttock reduced by both the affects of surgery and cycling, inter alia, the ToI, ToW and P-R).

Need to check dates.

Just slip away under cover of darkness, Clive. ;)

I was thinking we could deploy the lotharios of lfgss with the challenge of who can make the headmistress most dramatically fall from grace (eg unwanted pregnancy, shagging on the lacrosse pitch etc). Once we have leverage the dates can change.

Lotharios? Plural? Wouldn't we struggle to find just one?

Andy

Lest you forget the smooth soft tones of CORNELIUS "BANG" BLACKFOOT, the luscious locks of Pigfarmer, the slippery charms of GreasyDave and if in doubt we could unleash the power of Dapper Jonny.

Tomorrow I am going to UCH to have an ultrasound examination of my left buttock.

Why?

How's your elbow?.I just went back a couple of pages and had a look.That is nasty.

Why?

Cos it is still swollen five and a half months later. I suspect that it is inhabited by an alien and would like to know more about my parasitic neighbour.

How's your elbow?.I just went back a couple of pages and had a look.That is nasty.

My elbow has healed really well, thanks. Scarring but no long term effects.

i got hit and picked up by a car and hung on to the wiper blades and the cleats held the bike to me until the bike hit a pedestrian!, bet they wished i had worn cleats!

And the story goes on. Nine months after my accident, my bottock is still significantly swollen. I have just been to see a surgeon who advises that he could just drain it, ion which case the sack of fluid would fill again over time requiring further draining or he could remove the fibrous sack. He recommends the latter although it will have to be under general anaesthetic as the sack is so large. He wants to operate early in the New year.

I will ask for a video.