2009-04-05 - Rider Down, Old Street roundabout Shoreditch exit

greasy slag has "cherry poppins"

One of my favourite porn stars. A right goer!

No, the flamingos were the croquet mallets in Alice in Wonderland! v

I'd ride Mary Poppins anytime mate.

Really?

No.

no she rode merry go round horses. they are shit for pulling away at roundabouts but once you get them going they are very good at going around.
my mistake. i am sure she rode some turtles at some point. give it a few weeks and the hoxtonites will be trying that too

I am with Crispin - in her day she was fine, must be an authoritarian thing.. so Cripsin tell me about your mother...

One of my favourite porn stars. A right goer!

no way, i didn't know you were a fan of my work! you should have said - i have gone all shy now

drivers done nothing wrong ?

how about introducing danger and pollution into the community. that seems very wrong to me.

(and also how about using up scarce natural resources).

I'd just pull her hat down over her face, tbf.

I'd just pull her hat down over her face, tbf.

+666 don't forget the sugar MATE!

Really?

OOF

auto-felates

Not as good as Rose from the Golden Girls.

OOF

auto-felates

Blows off a car?

Personally, I'd prefer it manually.

Anyway, I meant Blanche, not Rose.

I'm getting cabin fever in work today, my Mare-o-tron is going mental. I'll be lusting after cars Pollyanna next.

Mary Poppins rode a cloud (at start), slid along & down a bannister,used turtles as stepping stones,rode merry-go-round horses, then left by umbrella.... no bikes... ahem, apologies I have watched 10mins per day of Mary Poppins for last 6months with my 3yr old daughter...

+1 speedy recovery
+1 run a red light, you sign up as a potential splatee
+1 Kings Road - drivers are looking at shops/women/fashion victims

Splatee....he he

only in old street would a bloke be wearing chelsea boots on clips... this sub sect of normally functioning society or mod nods as i like to call them, in their too tight jean pants and trendy 'vintage' t-shirts are generally an accident waiting to happen, fashion or otherwise. i personally negotiate that junction frequently and have seen sum pretty stupid ass antics on regular occasions. if mummy is paying for you to look like a berk or you believe yourself to be a mega cool edgy gal/guy, please don`t give the rest of us who use bikes to earn a living/commute/enjoy the city properly a bad name, rather go and get yourself a segway, i heard they are the latest thing in brooklyn los angeles and other cool locales. seriously, sometimes natural selection occurs and i am inclined to think that this was just one of those occasions...

Push bike is the technical term for a bicycle used by the powers that be

I would like to know your sources. List them. I have it on the best authority that it is now deffinitly Pedal Bike. Buffalo Bill say's so.

push bikes are those little pedal-less ones kids have. i'd fucking love a man size one of those to cruise around the east end in. imagine the style points!

I would like to know your sources. List them. I have it on the best authority that it is now deffinitly Pedal Bike. Buffalo Bill say's so.

The legal term is 'pedal cycle'.

Only if you have round pedals.

'pedal cycle' is the programme you use when you put your bike in the washing machine

Ah! Laundry! That is what I was about to do when the computer sucked me in.... 2 hours ago?!?!?

'pedal cycle' is the programme you use when you put your bike in the washing machine

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