April Fools

i read it's been cancelled this year due to the pandemic

shame

Just had a email from deliveroo in france that I'd ordered 466 quids worth of pizza , not at all a funny april fools and definitely no laughs had at all

Not your normal, favourite, toppings?

not sure what's up with the photo there but it's below , 38 anchovie pizzas and 50 packets of chilli oil

https://imgur.com/a/nG6nuOq

any good ones ?

I was thinking the new Dyson breathing mask was an early one.

https://m.pinkbike.com/news/chromag-announces-their-first-high-pivot-bike.html

My boss has been taking calls all morning from folks keen on a pair of Guadeloupe parrots, free to a good home. They were advertised on a social media marketplace with his number. All the accessories thrown in.
The species’ extinction didn’t deter people. The advert’s down now, in accordance with the rules.
The number of calls was quite something. He started to get a little short with people after about 5 of them.

I put a cane toad purse in my wife's shoe. Not my best but the best I could do.

We both told our kids that there is school next week, they all fell for that one

Northern monk beer offerings.

Still reckon @hippy would drink these

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100% would.

https://bikerumor.com/starling-cycles-confess-to-profiteering-from-steel-that-is-simply-not-real/

Those northern pricks think that meat eaters can handle twice as much alcohol as veggies? Fuck 'em.

Pale drinkers are pale, stout drinkers are stout

pale:
light
light-coloured
pastel
neutral
light-toned
muted
subtle
soft
low-key
restrained
faded
bleached
dusty
whitish
washed out
insipid

stout:
strong
sturdy
heavy
solid
substantial
robust
tough
strongly made
durable
hard-wearing
thick

https://www.standard.co.uk/lifestyle/travel/offseason-travel-destinations-cheap-b1146927.html

ha, evening standard do a cheap off season holiday special for cash strapped travellers

first deal maldives at £4,555, a discount of £7,455 per couple

nice one evening standard

https://twitter.com/SomaKazima/status/1774941955555811496/mediaViewer?currentTweet=1774941955555811496&currentTweetUser=SomaKazima

So gutted there is no reveal!