Is this racist?

http://www.brooklynmachineworks.com/site/bikes.html Check out the ACL, then if you go into the news section scroll just below half way you can see a red framed bike called a big ben

Ahh you're considering a BMW missed that part. Very nice.

In their new section - looks like a frozen cat on the fence!

Yeah just have to wait until the bank balance is in a more favourable position lol.....

@Ben...Or an armadillo?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yo0qjuA42HA

Hehe I love that advert!

Repost. I've like posted it like a dozen times or whatever, guy.

this link shows 57 us police officers killing a black man for impersonating a chineseman WELL RACIST
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--OW0Ab3zxg

DO NOT WATCH IF YOU ARE OF A NERVOUS DISPOSITION

the owner of the company I work for is scottish and a jew.. cant think of any jokes at the moment..

An old jewish woman was walkling by the seafront with her young grandson when all of a sudden a huge wave blasted up and swept him into the sea. Immediately she got on her knees and prayed to god, begging for got to return her grandson safely

Surely enough, the small boy was washed up ashore where the old woman ran over and embraced him

She looked up at the sky, teary eyed, and said "He had a hat!"

;)

did you hear about the irishman who got struck by lightning....he thought he had his picture taken

A Scotsman rings the local newspaper to place an obituary after the death of his wife.
Sadly he only had one pound, which would have only given him three words.

He said, "can you write 'Sharon is dead'?"

The guy at the newspaper felt really sorry for him and said, "listen, mate, you can have another four more words at no extra charge."

The Scotsman said, "nice one, can you write 'Sharon is dead, Ford Fiesta for Sale'?"

My favourite: Paddy and Mick are in a pub, Paddy asks Mick "Why do scuba divers fall off their boats backwards?" Mick replies "Paddy you stupid cunt, if they fell forwards they'd still be on the fucking boat!"

Another goodie: Irelands worst air disaster occurred early this morning when a small two-seater Cessna plane crashed into a cemetery.
Irish search and rescue workers have recovered 1826 bodies so far and expect that number to climb as digging goes on into the night.

A Scotsman rings the local newspaper to place an obituary after the death of his wife.
Sadly he only had one pound, which would have only given him three words.

He said, "can you write 'Sharon is dead'?"

The guy at the newspaper felt really sorry for him and said, "listen, mate, you can have another four more words at no extra charge."

The Scotsman said, "nice one, can you write 'Sharon is dead, Ford Fiesta for Sale'?"

Hahaha! Fantastic!

mmccarthy boat one is well funny

An Irish family have frozen to death outside a theatre in Dublin.

They had been queuing for three weeks to see Closed For The Winter.

An Irishman is sitting in a pub one night when three Englishmen walk in. The men sit down and start to talk about how they can anger the Irishman. The first man says, "Watch this." He gets up, walks over to the Irishman, and says, "Hey man, I hear your St. Patrick was a faggot."
The Irishman just replies, "Oh, is that so now?"
The Englishman, goes back to his seat perplexed, when his friend jumps up and says, "Here, lemme try that."
So he goes over to the Irishman and says, "Hey man, I hear your St. Patrick was a transvestite faggot!"
The Irishman only replies, "Oh, is that so now?"
So the Englishman, frustratedly, goes and sits down with his friends.
When the third Englishman jumps up and says, "Well, now, I gotta try that!" So he walks over to the Irishman and says, "Hey, I hear your St. Patrick was an ENGLISHMAN!"
And the Irishman replies, "Aye, that's what your friends were sayin'."

=P

Paddy took his chainsaw back into B&Q and says to the bloke in dungarees "You told me this chainsaw would cut one hundred trees down in a day, well today its only cut fifty." So the bloke gets the chainsaw and pulls the start up cord and it goes 'brrrrrrrrrrrrrrr', and Paddy says "What's that fuckin' noise?"

Ignores thread

Paddy took his chainsaw back into B&Q and says to the bloke in dungarees "You told me this chainsaw would cut one hundred trees down in a day, well today its only cut fifty." So the bloke gets the chainsaw and pulls the start up cord and it goes 'brrrrrrrrrrrrrrr', and Paddy says "What's that fuckin' noise?"

You getting these of sickipedia too? =P

ha ha yep ;)

4th highest in the racist joke rankings, even more than the french! Makes me proud.

I heard the single most offensive joke ever, over the weekend. It made me think of this thread.

If anyone wants to hear it, post here.

Tell it Matt! Go on, you know you want to.

Tell it Matt! Go on, you know you want to.

+1

OK, but I warned you:

How do you crucify a spastic?

On a swastika.