Is this racist?

I was at uni with Johann Hari.

I wonder if he ever mentions that he was at uni with me?

Bollox.

You do know he is a bummer don't you ?

Watch out, you know what they are like.

Shit, I have to leave the computer now and I am loving this thread.

All the gays are racist.

All the gays are racist.

WHO IS THE MOST RACIST ?

i think of them as little baby numbers, with the primes being their parents. but i'm just a bit broody.
You are a very strange man.

You do know he is a bummer don't you ?

Watch out, you know what they are like.

Yeah, keep him away from animals and kids

He should have numbered you as pi or e then you would be...

irrational .... get it :D
You need a slap. You are on my list.

I think there's a strong case for cyber-spatial eugenics, you bunch of fucking inbreds.

Who's with me?

so we can't reproduce amougst ourselves? if thats the case i might as well keep working lates

It would also make him transcendental. Which would be a disaster for the human race.

If we are being kind, we could label Object as (1 + 5^0.5 )/2 but that would then make this thread slightly circular.

or we could make him complex by being (1 + 5j) / 2, but then he would have an extra dimension over us.

so we can't reproduce? if thats the case i might as well keep working lates!

As long as you get home in time to tuck fiddy in and read him hist bedtime war story.

Yeah, keep him away from animals and kids

Animals are racist, especially the Christian animals like the snake.

or we could make him complex by being (1 + 5j) / 2, but then he would have an extra dimension over us.

The square root of -1 is i, not j.

I hate engineers.

Are badgers, skunks and zebras racist?

Are badgers, skunks and zebras racist?

Hats off to them.

. . . zebras racist?

No, they are one of the few Zionist / non-racist half breeds.

The square root of -1 is i, not j.

I hate engineers.

no i is electrical current.

I hate mathematicians.

:D

Hats off to them.

You mean little hats, skull caps ? Take your skull caps off ? Why ? So you can gloat ?

Fucking nazi.

As long as you get home in time to tuck fiddy in and read him hist bedtime war story.

we have moved on to the Nag Owners handbook, we have had tears every night so far

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Skunks are smoked by all the blacks, so they can't be racist.

The burning question is, I suppose: Do you ever tell potentially racist jokes to yourself? Maybe in a room with soft lighting and scented candles.

i know I do.

Of course I do, I tell racist jokes to people of different skin colours, I tell gay jokes to gay people, anti-women jokes to women, anti-men jokes to men, there's no problem with it unless you actually are racist/homophobic/sexist and you actually believe whatever these jokes are saying, it's a joke, it's not meant to be taken seriously, the clue is in the word joke.

Are badgers, skunks and zebras racist?

Yes, colourists.

The square root of -1 is i, not j.

I hate engineers.
+highfive+

I hate mathematicians.:D
As soon as you come off my list I'm putting you straight back on it as a result of this comment. Not only did you just state that you hate mathematicians but you used a fucking emoticon.

And I've bookmarked the fucker so that I actually remember!

Skunks are smoked by all the blacks, so they can't be racist.

My grandad (on my mother's side) was a blackie and he used to make moonshine from bananas and let us drink some at the weekend, the big plastic container thing he brewed it in exploded once, showering us all with hideous burning banana hooch.

This, strangely, is not a joke, no one believes me when I tell them we have 'black' in the family, I might have to dig out a photo of the old fella.

Animals are racist, especially the Christian animals like the snake.

Snakes are Jewish, they have no pockets so can't carry money.
Penguins are christian so are marmots