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• #127
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Swarthy people are evil, there's no denying that, but you can't fucking trust an albino. -
• #128
I only trust Beneluxians if they are fluent in luxembourgish.
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• #129
The people I hate the most.
1) Foreigners
2) Spanish (Rik and that fucking lot)
3) Pakistanis - mad beardy sorts.
4) The artist formally known as Object.
5) White council house trash (theives).
6) Chinese (bringers of disease)
7) Mexicans.
8) All black people (lazy)
9) Women (stupid)
10) Homos (rapists)
11) Germans.
12) Poles
13) Brown-ish people (shifty eyes)What, no Scousers?
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• #130
1) Foreigners
2) Spanish (Rik and that fucking lot)
3) Pakistanis - mad beardy sorts.
4) The artist formally known as Object.
5) White council house trash (theives).
6) Chinese (bringers of disease)
7) Mexicans.
8) All black people (lazy)
9) Women (stupid)
10) Homos (rapists)
11) Germans.
12) Poles
13) Brown-ish people (shifty eyes)
14) The swarthy
15) Gypsies
16) Hippys
17) Environmentalists
18) Mental
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• #131
I did work experience when I was at school. The lad I was doing it with said on the first day that he worked at the Dragon Inn in the evenings. The woman asked if that's the one owned by Mr.Pang. 'No, Mr.Mann' he said. 'They all look the same' she said with all seriousness 'they're very deceptive like that'. Ha ha! I spilt my cup of machine tea!
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• #132
I'm going to buy silver membership with British Cycling, for the 3rd party insurance and a few other perks, but I'm not buying a licence, because I don't want to race.
Is that racist?
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• #133
I'm not a racist - racism is a crime, and crime is for Black people!
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• #134
1) Foreigners
2) Spanish (Rik and that fucking lot)
3) Pakistanis - mad beardy sorts.
4) The artist formally known as Object.
5) White council house trash (theives).
6) Chinese (bringers of disease)
7) Mexicans.
8) All black people (lazy)
9) Women (stupid)
10) Homos (rapists)
11) Germans.
12) Poles
13) Brown-ish people (shifty eyes)
14) The swarthy
15) Gypsies
16) Hippys
17) Environmentalists
18) Mental
19) disableds.
20) Vegans.
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• #135
The people I hate the most.
1) Foreigners
2) Spanish (Rik and that fucking lot)
3) Pakistanis - mad beardy sorts.
4) The artist formally known as Object.
5) White council house trash (theives).
6) Chinese (bringers of disease)
7) Mexicans.
8) All black people (lazy)
9) Women (stupid)
10) Homos (rapists)
11) Germans.
12) Poles
13) Brown-ish people (shifty eyes)
I demand a fucking recount. Number four are you as mentally mishapen as the aesthetics of your overweight frame?Firstly. Fuck you. I will not be a none prime number in your intollerably stupid little list of bullshit.
Second, I'm sure there's some fucking backhanded reference to me being square in there.
Thirdly. Like I'd settle for anything but your first most hated. I AM YOUR NIGHTMARES - think about it I am the antithesis of your life. No meat ever. No chocolate. None of your fancy alcohols. -
• #136
I assume you are Irish, hence your response?
I was talking about a joke being told TO an irish person, not BY one.
Like I said, I don't mind them, full stop, I then added that I also tell some myself, so no, I don't mind others telling me them, well, as long as they're funny, I have no time for shit jokes (unless they're supposed to be of course)
So you're an apple fan?
Well, my surname is Mac-Carthy =P
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• #137
Bollocks to it. Let them pass any resolution they want.
If a person defames a religion, that particular deity should be allowed its day in court.
Sorry, the resolution is slated for March and not May.
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• #138
The people I hate the most.
1) Foreigners
2) Spanish (Rik and that fucking lot)
3) Pakistanis - mad beardy sorts.
4) The artist formally known as Object.
5) White council house trash (theives).
6) Chinese (bringers of disease)
7) Mexicans.
8) All black people (lazy)
9) Women (stupid)
10) Homos (rapists)
11) Germans.
12) Poles
13) Brown-ish people (shifty eyes)
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• #140
I demand a fucking recount. Number four are you as mentally mishapen as the aesthetics of your overweight frame?
Firstly. Fuck you. I will not be a none prime number in your intollerably stupid little list of bullshit.
Second, I'm sure there's some fucking backhanded reference to me being square in there.
Thirdly. Like I'd settle for anything but your first most hated. I AM YOUR NIGHTMARES - think about it I am the antithesis of your life. No meat ever. No chocolate. None of your fancy alcohols.None-prime number == composite number
System consistency fail, number 1 is not a prime. (as some cunt pointed out to me the other day) -
• #141
Like I said, I don't mind them, full stop, I then added that I also tell some myself, so no, I don't mind others telling me them, well, as long as they're funny, I have no time for shit jokes (unless they're supposed to be of course)
The burning question is, I suppose: Do you ever tell potentially racist jokes to yourself? Maybe in a room with soft lighting and scented candles.
i know I do.
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• #142
None-prime number == composite number
System consistency fail, number 1 is not a prime. (as some cunt pointed out to me the other day)
Valid but I'll accept being number one as it is excluded form the possibility of being a prime. Composite numbers are bullshit as they are by their very definition an amalgamation of something else. -
• #143
Valid but I'll accept being number one as it is excluded form the possibility of being a prime. Composite numbers are bullshit as they are by their very definition an amalgamation of something else.
i think of them as little baby numbers, with the primes being their parents. but i'm just a bit broody.
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• #144
I demand a fucking recount. Number four are you as mentally mishapen as the aesthetics of your overweight frame?
Firstly. Fuck you. I will not be a none prime number in your intollerably stupid little list of bullshit.
Second, I'm sure there's some fucking backhanded reference to me being square in there.
Thirdly. Like I'd settle for anything but your first most hated. I AM YOUR NIGHTMARES - think about it I am the antithesis of your life. No meat ever. No chocolate. None of your fancy alcohols.He should have numbered you as pi or e then you would be...
irrational .... get it :D
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• #145
I think there's a strong case for cyber-spatial eugenics, you bunch of fucking inbreds.
Who's with me?
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• #146
Jesus fucking Christ, that's hellish.
Here are the basics in short:
http://www.johannhari.com/archive/article.php?id=1439
Funny enough this article itself caused outrageous offense, riots, arrests, death threats and the ususal fucking measured response from religion.
Follow up . . . http://www.johannhari.com/archive/article.php?id=1448 + http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/south_asia/7883612.stm
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• #147
I wish to unreservedly apologise for any offence caused by my racism in this thread.
Problem solved, eh?
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• #148
He should have numbered you as pi or e then you would be...
irrational .... get it :D
It would also make him transcendental. Which would be a disaster for the human race.
If we are being kind, we could label Object as (1 + 5^0.5 )/2 but that would then make this thread slightly circular.
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• #149
Here is the basics in short:
http://www.johannhari.com/archive/article.php?id=1439
Funny enough this article itself caused outrgaeous offense, riots, arrest, death threats and the ususal measure response from religion.
Follow up . . . http://www.johannhari.com/archive/article.php?id=1448 + http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/south_asia/7883612.stm
I was at uni with Johann Hari.
I wonder if he ever mentions that he was at uni with me?
Bollox.
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• #150
^How rude of him - and racist.
I assume you are Irish, hence your response?
I was talking about a joke being told TO an irish person, not BY one.