What to shout?

"hans shot first!"

my personal favourite (and many of you will recognised this line from a tv series);

"you lando!"

"hans shot first!"

Hans?
Hans.
Hans?
Hans!
YouTube - Star Wars: Retold (by someone who hasn't seen it)

There are some proper killers on this thread. Mostly down to Eds, the man of the infamous "It's voice-control" no-brakes explination.

"MOVE...sucker"

I tend to prefer "DING! DING!", but if I find a thousand stitch headband with rising sun motif I might go with BANZAI! screamed at the top of my voice.

NO BRAKES!!!!

or

GET OUT OF THE ROAD YOU DUMB CUNT! is also effective

NO BRAKES!!!!

or

GET OUT OF THE ROAD YOU DUMB CUNT! is also effective

the lack of truffle shuffle is dissapointing

"hans shot first!"

Hans Gruber?

i generally find that if i shout no in as deep and authoritive a tone as possible they freeze.
in their mind they are weighing up if their dash for the other side of the road will be smooth or rough. a booming no! tends to answer the question. one day i might try "freeze!"

the lack of truffle shuffle is dissapointing

i tried to find a moving pic of him doing it but couldn't

Yeuh

'tut ! - bloody cyclists ! '

Don't say anything. Let them walk across the road, and ride slowly through the next available gap.

I've said, "I'm a car, you're dead" before but only when I had time to move. If I've got no time my standard response is a pained and whiney "Hey".

or perhaps "SCRUBBERS!!!"

Hell Yeah! but you got to scream it leaning right over towards them looking wild eyed

The other i prefer is "I WILL KILL YOU" as you pass through

I shout "Ho!". I love "Banzai!" though. Comical.

i generally find that if i shout no in as deep and authoritive a tone as possible they freeze.
in their mind they are weighing up if their dash for the other side of the road will be smooth or rough. a booming no! tends to answer the question. one day i might try "freeze!"

+1 to that.

"Waaaake UP!" also works. I think of it as snapping them out of a hypnotic state, which is the only explanation for Cornhill/Poultry/Cheapside peds I can think of.

a serious of muffled yelps through my balaclava has also been known to work

on a similar tip Stix and I were in the Van on sunday (when the rain hit) and we must have had 5 people walk straight out in front. One retard stepped straight in front and just walked like he had all the time in the world, Stix hit the horn the skinny little arab had the nerve to eye ball me and give me the bird.... sad world, but lets just hope the next time he crosses like that he meets a lambo driver with a dirty great chip on his shoulder

Ding dong

YouTube - Ding Dong 1 Leslie Philips

its too big and i cant resize it without the image fucking up

OI! OI!

just shout it loud, give 'em the eyeball, hold your line, and let them get out of your way..

move you cunt, is my fave

I was reported for shouting, read my f@OKING mind, not your blackberry, last week .
peds on mobiles crossing roads thro traffic, should be fined for jaywalking..