What to shout?

'BANZAI', adjust sunspecs. and accelerate full power

"OH MY GOD I'M GOING TO CRASH!" usually gains attention.

YouTube - Skeletor, excerpt from Pedal, NYC messengers documentary

I have a whistle fastened to the strap of my bag.

and every time i witness a sea of aimless peds i think of you & realise that is an absolutely genius idea!

"STOP HAMMERTlME!"

ring ring
ring ring motherfuckers
Oi!
Out of my way
Use your eyes
Watch out

Yesterday I shouting "watch out watch out watch out" to a pedestrian couple wandering out in front of me. I was stopping just a bit further on and so pointed at them and my eyes. He came up and said that me shouting had been more effective than any car horn, I had to point out that it could not have been that effective as they still carried on walking as if nothing had happened.

@Superprecise, ok yes I get you now. I thought you meant more Terry-Thomas or Avon Lady.

Cunt!

I followed a certain courier lady through a green light with a sea of peds crossing willy nilly once who said 'arghhhh, I can't stoppppppp, no braaaaaaakes'. Got them out of the way.

.... I thought you meant more Terry-Thomas or Avon Lady.

beaten to it, "ding (long pause) dong"

the pause might be hurried if you are about to crash..

i shout BRAAAAP BRAAAAAP loudly

i usually whistle very loudly. although my whistle can be mistaken for a cat-call and i've probably inadvertently hit on quite a few pedestrians.

'Look OUUUUUUT!'

With a casual 'Arsehole' left behind as I go past.

'coming through.....ready or not'

I usually just shout 'BIKE!'

But from now on I will shout:

"STOP!"

With a casual [quote=edscoble;565212]Hammertime.
left behind as I go past. [/QUOTE]

Genius.

NO!

catching eye contact and finger wagging?

I've tried "It's Green" a couple of times in a loud growl... people look and see that I'm not slowing down... seems to work. I like Achtung though

i can find myself making a noise like arnie at the end of total recall, with the bulging eyes ... nyaaarggleaaaarrrghhh! etc.

i can find myself making a noise like arnie at the end of total recall, with the bulging eyes ... nyaaarggleaaaarrrghhh! etc.

Wouldn't TWO WEEKS just confuse?

A Chewbecca's bellow will do.

I like to go for "BRACE. BRACE. BRACE", based on the subliminal training of years of airplane safety briefings.

very good mashton! :)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

and let an f-bomb linger on your way past.

I also like "Staaaay on target." done in an exact facsimile of the X-Wing leader doing an attack run on the death star.

I also like "Staaaay on target." done in an exact facsimile of the X-Wing leader doing an attack run on the death star.

"I have you now"

Hah!

"Our first catch of the day."

or, in a similar vein:

"Yeeeee haaaaaa, Jester's dead!"