"Oh Shit" moments...

In that case I've reported it to the moderator to make sure they'll removed it.

I wouldn't have removed it.

In that case I've reported it to the moderator to make sure they'll removed it.

Hypocrite Alert!
Hypocrite Alert!

Don't be a cunt.

I'd never want to be like you ed.

^ & ^^^^ Per-leeese guys, I think I last heard this sort of thing in Year 9.

YOUR MUM hasn't heard this sort of thing since year 9

You're mum!

No, he just said something, so he's not mum.

Never mind then.

Read in a Jamaican accent* 'Your mama soooooo fat, when she jomp in de wata, the wata jomp out!'

I've actually had fewer "meh wtf" moments and ride much seldom skiddingly since I donned tubulars.

Way too much loose gravel out in the country lanes today. Several front wheel drift oh shit moments.

Worth saying that the fastest time put down at the last London Rollapaluza hit 213rpm. I get a bit skeptical when people talk about 'in the wild' RPM's that would have won Rollapaluza...

Rollapaluza isn't aided by gravity

It's been 2 days since our hero's last "Oh shit" moment post. Is he ok? Has he whip-skidded himself into danger? Has he face planted after a kerb hopping fail? Did an angry cabbie shank him after he banged the side of his taxi?

Who knows?

nothing happened but fuck A roads and Blackwall tunnel. i did not enjoy it one bit

I think roboto's enquiring about another 'oh shit' star - the fixed one.

Blackwall tunnel though - what were you doing in there?!

Tunnelwank. It's all the rage.
You've got to crank one out before you get arrested. Sometimes you only get 3mins...

Time for a double.

It's been 2 days since our hero's last "Oh shit" moment post. Is he ok? Has he whip-skidded himself into danger? Has he face planted after a kerb hopping fail? Did an angry cabbie shank him after he banged the side of his taxi?

Who knows?

Nah still DAWSing the street. Standard OS moments though. Cabbie wants to cut in front or kill you. Nothing too close. I'm looking to get some rollers soon to up some speed and endurance for the right price though.

I keep on Daws guys on the road but mainly get a head nod or a hand up/ acknowledgment. So in an interest of OS moments. I will now approach the centre where possible DAWS as close as possible to say wassup. Lol.

Taking this month off for fasting but will be coming back in August. God willing.

You're making it sound like that if a collision happen that result in your fatalities, God will it.

I think I caused a brown trouser moment for someone who whizzed past millimetres from my bars as I plonked the bike down ready to set off at the little cut through across the top of City Rd near Angel this evening. He was (quite rightly) distinctly unimpressed with all my apologies.
Happy to cover the dry cleaning cost if you're On Here (he was SS or fixed - didn't work out which).

Full on oh shit then face full of road last night for me D: bloody group of kids came out of nowhere and ran across the road, resulting in me clipping one of them and going over my bars. The kid was fine but I suffered quite a lot of road rash, a fucked shoulder and a bust saddle...

This is in Japan so it is very unusual for people to cross a main road with no pedestrian crossing.

This is in Japan so it is very unusual for people to cross a main road with no pedestrian crossing.

Sounds like heaven

Full on oh shit then face full of road last night for me D: bloody group of kids came out of nowhere and ran across the road, resulting in me clipping one of them and going over my bars. The kid was fine but I suffered quite a lot of road rash, a fucked shoulder and a bust saddle...

This is in Japan so it is very unusual for people to cross a main road with no pedestrian crossing.

Happened to me the other week, a woman on her phone, just walked out, I went go to round the back of her as I had enough time, car come round the corner, she steps back, back of my head, road, massive lump, pain.

Sounds like heaven

But the painfully high level of wank driving makes up for this...

Was indicating to turn off Traf Sq roundabout to go down The Mall like a good boy. Taxi in front of me decides to practice his emergency stop.

I apply brake one-handed, bike veers, nearly lose my balance... just catch it. Pants were shat. Only just started not wearing boxers with padded shorts : /

Taxi drifts off, slowly seemingly having stopped for no reason.