Just crashed into a Lamborghini!

^ brilliant. this thread has made me a little crazy in the head today. can't wait to see what I have fucked up at work :-|

deep fried, battered pizza??

What's that green shit on it for?

Girl farting. I'm posting it because I can.

deep fried, battered pizza??

I thought they rolled it up?!

The one I had was, anyway.

[hael - some clarification, please]

lol

object - that is fncken DARK

ah from my favourite publication

object - that is fncken DARK

yeah object.. he is a hero and fought in the war

What's that green shit on it for?

object - that is fncken DARK
That is fucking B3ta.
Daf takes full credit.

yeah, but my tree story has just been trumped by my housemate.
Apparently he rode into an unsuspecting police horse's balls on his way home.
Fucker pulled out on him, but he could have stopped but decided that the horse should be taught a lesson.

needless to say hes gone to the doctors, cos he doesn't want horsaids.

I thought they rolled it up?!

The one I had was, anyway.

[hael - some clarification, please]

you might have had a kebab, they all look the same in batter

object - that is fncken DARK

it's fuckin brilliant though. the funniest post on this thread to date. and there have been some crackers. cheers all.

hachet vs penis.

NO WAY I'm gonna post the link for that, but if it's your bag it's out there for you to find!!

haha - i've seen that. it was on SBS, back in the olden days.

that remind me to this movie i saw no long ago

hachet vs penis.

NO WAY I'm gonna post the link for that, but if it's your bag it's out there for you to find!!

I feel a little bit sick now.

how sick?

Well.

I am glad I started one of the funniest threads on this place and I thank everyone for their PMs of support in what is clearly a difficult time for my forum reputation. Those who disagree with my actions are basically wrong. I am going to the pub now for a couple of pints of Guiness to try and shake off this hangover

Guinness

sick enough that you should watch it too.