Just crashed into a Lamborghini!

Hungary Heal?

Mmmmmm

can't thrust any of those fuckers.

HTFU. The Scots do it all the time.

guuuuuuh that makes me feel ill just looking at it!! haha.

would red sauce help?

That food thing is looking at me and laughing. Or am I being paranoid?

fucking women drivers!

I assumed mikec was a bloke.

That food thing is looking at me and laughing. Or am I being paranoid?

no, it is

heading up the caledonian way tonight - might have to tuck into one of those tasty looking treats (or the famed deep fried pizza)

That's just gross murts

deep fried robot.

That food thing is looking at me and laughing. Or am I being paranoid?

it's pitying you Mike.. it feels your pain ;)

stops posting food, please, I eat a salad at 12

Deep fried gun

Deep fried mars bars taste a little better than they look. FACT.

OK OK I immediately apologise but it made me laugh!

That's just gross murts

It looks like poo.

would red sauce help?

fuckin hell! i haven't heard anyone say red sauce in aaages. i bet you put a bottle of red and brown out on the table at dinner! :D legend.

rotten.

Cover it in batter and I might be interested.

Well.

I am glad I started one of the funniest threads on this place and I thank everyone for their PMs of support in what is clearly a difficult time for my forum reputation. Those who disagree with my actions are basically wrong. I am going to the pub now for a couple of pints of Guiness to try and shake off this hangover

I LOLLED at the Olympic Son one more.

7/10

guuuuuuh that makes me feel ill just looking at it!! haha.

That food thing is looking at me and laughing. Or am I being paranoid?