In Melbourne they...

In New York they have Dale?

cough keep him cough

One bird, Two stone?

She is petite, but that's just silly.

The reason I was looking at Melbourne polo is that my lady is super homesick at the moment and wants to go home. If there is no beer at polo what am I going to do?

I know what you mean, I suffer of the same illnes

Nobeerapolio?

Painful huh?

The reason I was looking at Melbourne polo is that my lady is super homesick at the moment and wants to go home. If there is no beer at polo what am I going to do?

emma's been bugging me to move to aus as well, she's sick of cold weather.

i told her no, i need to live somewhere that has polo, and then the next day you put this up. thanks.

polo - beer = not polo.

We can change this Hassan!

We want to go back to Australia too... Don't blame your missus at all...
They have polo in Brissy now...

Ah, brisvegas.

In New York they hate Dale too
Fixed.

You've got it all wrong, its not that there is no beer at Melbourne polo, its just that beer is so important that it has its own larger esky. There is no way you would take up valuable space in the beer esky with polo balls, they belong in the "other drinks" esky. My guess is the is a bottle of whiskey or rum hiding in the shade to be drunk in conjunction with the cans of home brand cola.

whiskey + cola = fail.

The reason I was looking at Melbourne polo is that my lady is super homesick at the moment and wants to go home. If there is no beer at polo what am I going to do?

Don't worry, we drink plenty of beer in melbourne. The reason there is no beer in the esky is because people either BYO (typically long necks and keep it elsewhere, i don't know why it didn't make it into the esky...) or someone has brought a slab along.

The balls are on ice because they go soft after a game or two in the sun in ~35oC heat.

whiskey + cola = fail.

cheap whiskey + cheap cola = win.

beer wins more though.

i am also pining for melbourne at the moment.

I am worried for the melbourne folk. i think that's been the gist of this thread. especially as a scotsman, the signs are, they're taking their polo more seriously than their alchohol consumption. there's an equation somewhere ... the grants law or some such other, that says the value of an experience is directly proportionate to the amount of alchohol consumed in the enjoyment of the experience. Australia, no matter how much we pine for you and your burning bush, we are none the less worried about your sports / booze consumption balance.

Ha! Brilliant! To suggest that they play polo without beer is such a slanderous comment that Talex had to join and set the record straight.

I still don't believe it.

London Hardcourt Beer Club ftw

Image FAIL.

Carefully looking fail. Check out London representing.

Lager louts.

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In socialist Melbourne, polo plays you!

... beer drinks you!

not our official logo.

thought you poms might get a kick out of this, seeing that whole socialism thing probably started in a bar near brick lane, marx and engels talking shite over a pint or three ...

... deranged pics from a double-slab session of polo (a direct response to this thread) coming ... eventually ... well there's one set in the linkbacks actually :D

http://cyclebucket.com/images/mbcccp.png

id stick to cooling beers&balls and leave the grapho work to the rest of the world. ;) cos that is ugly.

bitch

Haha! That's fucking gold.

But why are you drinking from baby sized bottles?

(for the most part)

If you don't know Coopers mark....actually was discussing this awesome tipple today. Might bring a few tomorrow if you're around. T's?