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this made me spit tea everywhere, hilarious. you'll get what i mean when you see my former office's website here.

Haha, that is a proper poncy architects website. Better than my places though. Here is a photo of some ugly fucker where I work from the website.

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asm also sells sugino 75's really cheap.

Don't forget his crank removal service too. Competitive prices, satisfaction (kind of) guaranteed.

Oh, Josh, if you want a job in London, we may have some going.

back on Thread:

I am going to start baking biscuits - Coconut macaroons mostly

mmm... with chocolate available as an option?

screen printing, illustration, p.a hire (sound system) and sound is what I can offer.

public speaker

Fucktard.

If I emphasise "maths" rather than the American "math" do I qualify as a pedant?
If anyone needs any help on FSA handbook (ICOBs in particular) or a poor understanding of Company law, particularly the Companies Act 2006, then I would recommend someone other than me.

Not sure if I've told anyone, but if you want someone to fuck up your lovely brooks saddle, I'm your man.

i make little tiny models.... like in pinks photo... for really annoying people like superprecise and pink....
i hate architects.
fact.

But Rob Loves Cock.

Fact.

only on the last friday of the month.

i make little tiny models.... like in pinks photo... for really annoying people like superprecise and pink....
i hate architects.
fact.

Its ok, we hate model makers. We can make models ourseles thankyou (or not if you look at the photo). ;)

I can put your CDs in alphabetical order. Either by forename or surname. Your choice. (I also do LPs and books.)

Bit of self publicity never hurt

As the name sugests- Photographer - doing Press, Pr, Event, Music, Restaurant/Food, Weddings, Actors and Corporate Headshots.

Also do a bit of basic moving image work as well.

And can do private catering on a small scale (no more than 20 covers).

My website www.benbroomfield.com but building a new one as we speak.

Cheers.

I PLAY DRUMS THEY GO BANG BANG BANG.

I can also help people with their procrastonation. I am an expert at that. fact.

terrible shit talker and pencil twiddling art douche.

You forgot your emo powers!

WTF is "various applications" :-)

It's a modest way of saying you're James Bond.

Fluffer. Hit me up.

ha! just choked on my chai laughing

{not coz I dont think you would make a great fluffer, just funny reading it}

also pro facial hair trimmer/designer

i'm also rather knoweldgeable in the areas of human anatomy/physiology, particular exercise physiology and muscle physiology.

Classic sex-offender rouge.

anything regarding argentine wine

Do you sell it in the tin (Argie wine)?

?!?

I PLAY DRUMS THEY GO BANG BANG BANG.

Do you have any drums that go 'matts matts matts', too?

Just for variety, like. :)

i used to run rbs but things got a little hot in the kitchen and i had to get out