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i can has architecture, but i am not yet a qualified architect.

I could do drafting and planning drawings or design you an extension (just about).

Pip is putting his name down to give you a good beating followed by a hard stuffing.

^ one happy customer

i can has architecture, but i am not yet a qualified architect.

I could do drafting and planning drawings or design you an extension (just about).

I am an Architectural Tecknologist so I could make you badly designed fancy extension actualy stand up. ;)

^ one happy customer

Same time next week?

i manage in a trainer shop www.transalpino.co.uk
anyone on the forum can have 10% discount
just put in the discount code its either "footie" or "footy"

I work for the council so if anyone needs any simple tasks done really really slowly and ineptly, I can probably f*uck them up for you and then blame someone else, or tell you its procedure, or I could go on strike at a moments notice.

Literary agent here.

Anybody got the screenprinting skillz?

MrSmith - various applications

WTF is "various applications" :-)

hard core super-slick still life with a bit of interior/location/architecture thrown in as a bonus. i also shoot posh bike parts (DT swiss ad should be going to print soon)

also pro facial hair trimmer/designer

i'm also rather knoweldgeable in the areas of human anatomy/physiology, particular exercise physiology and muscle physiology.

WTF is "various applications" :-)

various applications

I am an Architectural Tecknologist so I could make you badly designed fancy extension actualy stand up. ;)

oh god, that old cliche. For your information I'm not a bowtie-wearing fucktard 'visionary'! I actually like construction ;)

so you don't wear a black shirt with the top button done up and some funky coloured joe-90 glasses?

hee hee, no but i know plenty that do...

EDIT: come to think of it, I do sometimes do my top button up without wearing a tie. Guilty as charged.

Do you have numerous pairs of primary coloured, perfectly circular spectacles?

what's better? an Architect or an Architectural Tecknologist? there's only one way to find out ...

fight to the death?

vogue-off

with set squares, h4 pencils and rulers (else it could get messy)

dance off?

my money is on Josh. that fucker fights dirty

unless Pink can get in early and tighten that novelty architect bow-tie and go for the choke!

back on Thread:

I am going to start baking biscuits - Coconut macaroons mostly

Do you have numerous pairs of primary coloured, perfectly circular spectacles?

this made me spit tea everywhere, hilarious. you'll get what i mean when you see my former office's website here.

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